Hilarious Quotes About Men Novels & Stories

In that moment a laugh I didn't know I was holding escaped my lips. I fell to the floor, clutching my abdomen as the chuckles escaped my lips. “Gosh! You're an idiot," I voiced in-between chuckles. “You let a banana peel kill you." I laughed for a while longer, before realizing all eyes were now fixated on me. The comments were frantic with anger at this moment. “What a jerk." “Who laughs about someone's misfortune." Wow! It was the hypocrisy for me. They literally made fun of the married man's misfortune, but now since it's Gavin, it's wrong?

I voiced, “A mere ploy to turn everything against men again! And them the women, to look all good and pitiful online!” And the comments… what’s with all these comments? Don’t they understand the games this post was playing at? Why were they falling for it?!” “@Lukewarmprincess- Men are so not worth the stress! Best thing is to focus on yourself and don’t give a shit about them.” A comment read, @NotYourTherapist “I don’t know who you are, but I hope you find the strength to walk away. This hurt me to read.” @MrsJ_89

“It’s good to have you back, man. All these youngins are getting unrully. I can’t handle them myself. Not to mention these women. They have hardly allowed me anytime to shit since you have been gone. It’s like a curse.” I laughed out loud. “oh Luca, I am sure you were treated awful by all the ladies while I was away.” He leaned into whisper into my ear. “Don’t make fun of me, okay. My manhood refused to work for a while. I think they wore it out.” I couldn’t help it now. I was bent over with my hands braced on my knees. I was laughing so hard I was out of breath. “You are a fucking idiot, you know that?”

she asks, her back to me, "If 'guys who take care of themselves are hot' is not good enough for you, what is?" "I don't know, Boss, maybe... 'for men who don't give a shit'?" I try with a tired laugh because I can't think of anything, but then it sparks an actual thought, "No, wait, maybe. Like... something funny would make me turn and see." "Something funny," Ana murmurs as she writes, nodding, "Well... 'Not caring' is a male trait. Also, being dumb." I laugh at that chirp. She's not wrong.

the man said in between chuckles that Shania wanted to slap him across the face and shut him up “Oh let me guess… you can't play golf…tsk tsk, it's a shame I'm more into women who aren't just pretty… but skilled in various fields,” the man added, giving a sarcastic expression. I didn't like the tone of his voice…especially when he was insulting me in broad daylight

Oh my god, I will punch him in the face if he does! “What is it?” I told him with nervousness living on my chest. “It is because women are always right.” He let go of his punchline and he laughed so hard after that as if he is the greatest comedian of all time. I just stared at him as if he is the weirdest thing on the Planet right now. He stopped laughing when he saw my not so pleased face, “oh, you don’t find that funny? What are you, a robot?”

one of the other Elders wondered making the rest laugh. These old men don’t even have teeth at the back. How the fuck do they still laugh in sync together in perfect harmony ? Although their laughs are too shrill for men to have. Ughh. Stupid whiny voice boxes. “Looks like she will be worth more dead than alive afterall,” another remarked and the rest of the assholes guffawed even louder at that. “She is nothing ! If she were in my toilet I wouldn't even bother flushing it. My bath mat means more to me than her,” another scumbag commented and then noises similar to cackling geese echoed throughout the place.

"Besides, not everything in life comes down to a night of sex. I have enough worries that they don’t allow me to laugh all day. You're talking shit, Pablo.” "A well-given fuck improves everyone's mood, lawyer," he said, giving a low giggle. If you were talking like that, and laughing as much as any other day, you should have had sex with some call girl, or masturbated for long hours. I don't know. "And it's a shame that your ex-boyfriend hasn't been able to give it to you. Not all men know very well how to treat a woman of your type.” "My type?” "Voluptuous and soft.”

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.

"You'll never find anything better in your life like the right fucking woman. Hands down the best fucking move I ever made." No one was talking because I'm guessing they were all feeling the same. "Yeah, and when they're innocent like that and some fuck mess with them, it takes you to a whole other place." Justice looked towards the screen at his girl. Lo clapped me on the shoulder. "See, there's nothing wrong with you. You've just joined the ranks of the witless." "Yeah that helps." "I can tell you for a fact that women make men stupid, and that's all I'm going to say on the subject." Mancini took a sip from another one of his ever-present water bottles as he reclined back in the chair behi