Hilarious Quotes About Men Novels & Stories

“Or what?” Sophia sighed behind me. “Why is it always the ‘or what’ guys?” Kate muttered under her breath, “Because they don’t have enough brain cells to think past that.” I bit back a grin. I liked her already. The man’s face turned red. “Oh, you think this is funny?” “I think it’s sad.” I corrected. “But if you want to make it funny, go ahead and take that swing you’re thinking about. I’d love to see how that works out for you.”

And with these two, my social calendar’s chock-full. He chuckled, taking a sip of his drink. A piece of foam stuck to his gray mustache, which he wiped off with the back of his other hand. "Well, if you want some old man's advice, you better keep it this way. Men are a complete waste of time," he said. "All the ones who aren't married or eternally bound, anyway," Sofia said, winking at him as she dried another glass. A man in the room raised a glass from where he stood and shouted in tandem, "Another plasma drink!"

Its the best. "And more importantly, i cant help but find the humor in all of this" "It amazes me to know you find any of this funny" i rolled my eyes. He chuckled, "we are more alike than you think son. I mean, think about it. -, What is it about the lurkin women that gets us on our toes?"he placed his index finger with the gold ring on his chin saying, "An apple doesn't fall far from its tree i guess," i added dryly.

Am I an idiot or am I an idiot? "..... Gentlemen, can I ask the both of you to go sit on a cactus?" I looked at the both of them dead in the eyes and blurted out those words with a straight face. The two men silently stared back at me for about a minute, and then there it was again. The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately.

Wow" is new. I shrugged, trying not to sound so insensitive. "I've never cared about anyone enough to miss it, so I can't say I'm sorry. "Your honesty is charming," he said, and I don't know why I thought it was a joke. I laughed, shaking my body. "That's also new. The only form of praise that escapes men is "t tight and hot", I don't know how to act when they praise anything that goes beyond my ass.

He insulted the small guy! This Luis Park! "Shameless!" The men yelled. "You all heard that! All of you beat him!" That man ordered! "LULULUL!!!" The men yelled in unison. "Shit!" The only word he can say so. 'What era did this Orangutans make them so brave like fuck! And the heck that they were almost as handsome as me! This doesn't to be made this way! I'm still going to create a Harem here! Huhu...' He stopped his thought and muttered this out, "Shit! They're coming."

“Why do you have this kind of reaction? Are you dissatisfied that I decided not to take our relationship further a step tonight or is it because I did not praise you for your beauty and your hot sexy figure?” “Uh…..” She turned her head away. He already knew the reason but he still wanted to tease her. Jack started to put the car in motion and said. “You women are really weird. When men tell lies, you’re not happy and when men tell the truth, you’re angry.” “You men are the weird ones. When you’re supposed to lie, you don’t lie and when you’re not supposed to lie, you will lie.” “Maybe it is because some men control their thoughts by not only just using their brains.”

Jake, on the other hand, slapped the table boisterously and exclaimed, “There are two rarest kinds of gems among humans: a woman who’s willing to endure hardships with her man, and a man who remains loyal to his woman despite all the wealth and power he owns.” It was intended as a humorous remark, yet it ended up silencing the entire room. Stunned to see everyone’s eyes on him, Jake laughed embarrassedly and excused himself, “Whoa, don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one who said this. I pulled this quote out from the internet.” Edward smiled faintly. “Have you finished your meal?”

"But it's a shame that I'm not interested in women who gave birth before. Only dumb men like Carl would." With that, Carlos burst into laughter.

I flatly cutted him. He shrugged. “Bro, you’re no fun. Good luck hiding that, all of the single guys here will surely start a riot once they figured it out.” “One more word, and I’ll destroy all your programs.” I taunted him. Julian chuckled, spinning his chair back to his monitor. “Fine, fine. Make sure I’ll be the best man, okay?”