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"Hahahahaha I swear your expression is so funny, like the complex moms whose husbands cheat on each other." Again he managed to trick her, Green desperately wanted to stab the man with a kitchen knife in her hand at the same time, if it was not forbidden, Green would do now. "The joke's weird, it's not funny at all." Langit tried to stop his laughter, and it had been long he didn't laugh loudly like today, his heavy things lifted with the laughter echoing in the room. "Green..., thank you." Langit spoke softly after stopping his laughter. "Why? For instant noodles?"

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒓 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚. ♠ ••• 𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐞𝐫. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Tobyyyy, happy birthday to you. Hip hip hip!!! Hooray!!! Camera clicks Laughters and more smiles.

"You can't force your opinion on other people, Kids. If your uncle doesn't want to admit I'm cool, just let him. Maybe his standards are really high." Louis immediately frowned. "Uncle is no fun." "Yes, Uncle needs to change his standards. Is it so hard to admit that Sophia is great?" Emily crossed her arms. Once again, Sophia laughed. "Don't worry about it, Kids. The important thing is we had fun. You're happy, right?" "Very happy. This is the best holiday I've ever had. Thank you, Sophia." Louis hugged her. "Yes, you made this holiday feel more special. Thank you, Sophia." Emily hugged her too, not caring about the horse looming near them.

"Oh my God, is this true? One lady typed. " I'm just seeing it. Hope it's not April fools? The other lady asked. "Are you a fool, don't you know that this is August and not April". Another lady typed. "I can't believe that we were just given a holiday out of the blue. Something must be going on somewhere". A man said, which made everyone curious. MR ASHER WILL BE DOUBLING OUR SALARY FOR THIS MONTH TO CELEBRATE HIS MARRIAGE. WISH HIM WELL". Chris typed and posted again when he saw the heated words being typed.

"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." - Henry Fielding *** "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear mommy." I instantly fluttered my eyes open feeling so confused. My phone kept buzzing off the hook, vibrating on the mattress but I decided to ignore it.

My boot was almost invisible. Well, last night was soooo cold because we experienced a rather busty snow storm. My mind was occupied with how this Xmas would be like. Busty! That's what Iyvonne calls it. Mom always yelled at her,saying that it was bad language for a Christian home like ours. Iyvonne always protested that it was just an exclamation. “And I don't want that exclamation in my house young lady!” I mimicked my mom and giggled at my tiny voice. My family is fun to be in.

We all have a story. "I just want to say that I love all of you." Sunny chirped up smiling. "We love you too, sunshine," Bran yelled. The whole holiday was perfect for a big unhappy, happy family. And I love every single one of them.

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

And I love my husband forever. ______________________ I'm sorry for absurd part🥳🥳🥳🥳. I hope you guys are entertained. I wish you a happy and enjoyable day. Oh yeah, what Gerald said was Russian, not Chinese. Understandably he's so annoying as always 🥳🥳🥳🥳.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT TO THE END OF THEIR LOVE STORY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! :D :) :P