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My Gang Leader

My Gang Leader

We all have a story. "I just want to say that I love all of you." Sunny chirped up smiling. "We love you too, sunshine," Bran yelled. The whole holiday was perfect for a big unhappy, happy family. And I love every single one of them.
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The Nefarious Gangster's Lethal love

The Nefarious Gangster's Lethal love

I spoke the last four words of my sentence as though in a declaration with joy going boundless. "Is it?" He tips his head down a little to look down at me in delight and I nod to him with my eyes wide in huge twinkles. "I am so happy to hear that. Congratulations!" He pulls my cheek. And I continue to talk animated. "You know what, as an icing on the cake I'm given a holiday too to celebrate the occasion." He raises his eyebrow going incongruous and I giggle. "We are given a holiday to mourn the loss of the fucker."
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Her Lipstick

Her Lipstick

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"
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Bellissima!

Bellissima!

"Hey I want gift too... This year I am going to have fun..." "Yes, this is our first Christmas and I'll make it special... Better than you have had with your family..." Those words slipped from my mouth and i instantly regretted. Fuck!
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To Love Again [English]

To Love Again [English]

All of them also have my signature on the side and personal inspirational quotes about life and sacrifices. It's already midnight but there's no sign of him. Nothing. Klara, there is still tomorrow. You can wait for him until tomorrow. It's your day, right? So, keep on smiling and be thankful for this another year of your life. I thought to myself. I smile even though I am so sad and feeling down. July 31, 1994.
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THE GUY NEXT DOOR

THE GUY NEXT DOOR

I thought that was Christmas," and I respond. It's impossible to have a favorite holiday. That is dishonest. Mom looks at him. "I don't cheat, Anthony, so please stop accusing me of doing so. All other holidays are in second place, with Halloween and Christmas tied for first. My dad and I both make fun of her. She consistently cracks us up. I tell her, "I'm too old to dress up. "There is nothing like that. I believe your father and I are older than you because we are both dressed up. I jest, "You don't behave like it.
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The Banker: An Alpha Male Dark Mafia Romance

The Banker: An Alpha Male Dark Mafia Romance

“Because my family always used to get into the spirit of the holidays. We would up put the tree together every year. Even Landon would help. Why are you so against it?” “I’m not. It’s just something I’ve never done. Never had time.” Disappointment filled her eyes. “What’s the point of working so hard if you don’t stop to enjoy it? If you doubled the amount of money in your account, would you really be happy? Or would you be unhappier because you’d realize that nothing makes you happy?”
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“Daddy, Will You Ever Love Me?”

“Daddy, Will You Ever Love Me?”

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;
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The Victim

The Victim

Even though I've proven time and time again, I'd be the same ol' same. ps. happy birthday to every body this year in advance. Enjoy it, or you'll regret it. January 9th · I'd like to say goodbye to universe. I've been waiting to go. January 19th · yay. back to school. January 25th · am I ok? No, hehe. lemme laugh about it. April 10th · hey who believes in zodiacs? I do. July 6th · it's cold outside I'm cold inside
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Luna's Uprising

Luna's Uprising

To those of you who celebrate Christmas, I wish you a happy and healthy Christmas time. But ofc to all of you others too, have an amazing time. Thanks for your patience. And if you haven't done it yet, please leave me a vote and comment. Love Jackie❤️
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