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My Holiday Mate

My Holiday Mate

This upcoming event fills me with anticipation, excitement, and a overwhelming sense of happiness that I can hardly contain. I woke up bright and early on Christmas Eve morning, feeling refreshed and eager to start the day. I began with some light yoga to stretch and center myself, followed by a hearty breakfast to energize for the day ahead. I greeted John with a cheerful 'Good morning,' and he responded warmly, wishing me the same. He also confirmed that he would pick me up around five o'clock in the evening. Although it was still quite early, I knew I had to start preparing myself for the festivities and get everything ready for the celebration. I couldn't help but feel an increasing sens
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The Billionaire's Secret Baby

The Billionaire's Secret Baby

TRAVIS “Ihate thinking of you all lonely up there in your ivory tower during the holidays,” Mom says. “Mom, I might be alone but I am not lonely,” I say. “That’s what lonely people say to console themselves.” I laugh. “Mom, really, I’m fine.” “What is it even that’s keeping you so busy over Christmas?” “I just have one or two things I need to do.” “Okay… Well, I’ll stop bugging you. It’s just that, you know your brothers are here, and it would’ve been nice to have all my kids in one place. You know? Before I die.”
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Unforgettable Encounter

Unforgettable Encounter

Julia sits down across from me, her voice sincere. "What is it?" I ask, genuinely curious. "Fuck them, get drunk." Julia holds up a single finger for each word. We break out into laughter. "I think that's a motivational quote I need posted in my office." I snort. "Agreed.," Julia says. She checks her watch. "I think you're officially off the clock, my friend. You'll survive this weekend, I promise." I stand up and press my hands together. "Pray for me?" I say, pressing my hands together.
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One Night Stand With The Billionaire Boss

One Night Stand With The Billionaire Boss

“Haha. She was a very sweet girl. But it’s Valentine’s Day. Why would I want to spend that with anyone else but you?” I give him a wry smile. “Technically, it’s the fifteenth now.” “Even so.” He grins at Ian as he brings two whiskies over. “Cheers.” I sigh and take one of the glasses. “You’re trying to destroy my liver,” I grumble. “I like you drunk,” Huxley says. “It files off your sharp edges.” “What sharp edges? I don’t have any.” He laughs. “Yeah, of course you don’t.” He holds up his glass, and I tap mine to it. “I always drink to world peace,” he says. It’s a quote From Groundhog Day.
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Babysitting Mr. Powers' Daughter.

Babysitting Mr. Powers' Daughter.

And I almost crashed when his voice tickled my ear and he whispered, “What do you mean by that?” But I won’t give in easily. I retained my stance and said, “You should cut back on work. This is the holiday period, you should be having fun, not tracking business details. You don’t see me calling Tiffany every minute, do you?” He shook his head. “That’s because I want to enjoy this holiday.” I lightly poked his chest. “You should do the same.” "I get you, baby. But..." "Mmm. Mmm. No buts." I shook my head. "No buts at all. We are all here to have a good time and you are included. I will not allow something that’s not an emergency to ruin another holiday.”
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Tangled Desires

Tangled Desires

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."
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Tee Shirt

Tee Shirt

he said. Jan and Hazel leaned to the side to find Mischa at the back. "Oh no, of course not ... Hi!" Hazel waved at her. "Great, I'm famished ... do you guys want to grab a hot dog?" Lee asked. Hazel looked at Jan, it was another metaphor they had been using all afternoon. They burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Lee was puzzled. "Nothing ... no, I'm good ... I don't want to grab a hot dog ... maybe Jan would," she teased her back. "I'm just gonna sit here with Mischa ... come sit here, so you want some ice cream? Or Popsicle?"
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A Royal Pain In The Texts

A Royal Pain In The Texts

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?
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queenle prudent
well done! im just grateful to have read this story eventhough, there are parts that may seem shallow/simple, but hey it really made me escape my life's trouble by making me laugh...i still cant move on about the "shawn mendez" obsession of Liam, caleb's intimate affection towards food and so on....
KLH
Any chance there will be a follow up story to this?! Id LOVE to see what happens after they graduate, and if they can make things work. Really good story, author! Took a bit to get used to the way it was written, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Good little laughs throughout, too!
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Unintentionally chased

Unintentionally chased

He crossed his arms while narrowing his eyes at me. Time passed while playing, laughing and revealing a few things about each other which made me late for the office. Just thinking about it gives me a weird feeling. •••••••••••••• 'Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see'. ~Mark Twain. I used this quote in my poem. H.LOCKHART.
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The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Suicidal

The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Suicidal

"If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless." "I get so emotional when you are not around. That emotion is called happiness." "Mirrors can't talk and luckily for you, they can't laugh." "Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born beautiful, what the hell happened to you?" "I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life supply to charge my phone." "You bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room." "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology."
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