Humor Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

I narrowed my eyes as I shot him a sarcastic smile, “You really love seeing me annoyed, huh?” He chuckled, shaking his head with a grin, “You really are something, Kathrina.” “Yeah, you bring out the annoyance in me,” I uttered sarcastically, putting up air quotes in annoyance for emphasis. “Okay, sorry. Sorry.” I couldn’t help but roll my eyes again—he was still laughing, and I don’t even know why he finds me being annoyed funny! The last time I checked, I look pretty scary when I’m annoyed. Plus, he was just purposely doing it, it was definitely pissing me off.

I said. He laughed mockingly. “You really are shameless. Aren’t you even intimidated by me? I mean, most people who talk to me, most of the time are formal or intimidated. I can’t even joke around because my sarcasms are taken seriously, sometimes it’s quite annoying. I’m getting sick of it.” “Really? That’s how plain your world is? Oh god, I prayed to have the same status in life as yours but I didn’t know you were this boring. I’m sad for you,” I even scorned.

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

Then she pressed her lips together tightly. Sure, not at all her fault, actually she's not too wrong but he never felt very offended by what people say before, but she was right 'sarcasm' before maybe she didn't mean to tease spat him like that, or offend him, but he couldn't help hold up when she did tried to compare him with his job, it can turn into a lot of humiliation and reproach, maybe for her who expresses annoyance and anger by using harsh words but for him it drops his self-esteem by expressing a sharp insinuation that she has not yet understood the truth behind his attitude like other people, God … why she don’t believe him, doesn't she understand he did that just for 'her'. Ironi

“At least you’re honest.” “I don’t make a habit of pretending otherwise.” He stared at me for a second before looking away. “Enjoy your night out?” “Yes.” “That’s nice.” The sarcasm was obvious. I stepped closer. “Something wrong?” “No.” “You’re a poor liar.” He let out a short breath. “I’m just tired.” “That’s not the issue.” He let out a quiet, humorless laugh. “stop acting like you know too much." “Its not an act I actually do.”

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

"Are you so desperate to get married? Wearing a fake ring? If it's real, I'll be thanking you for finally leaving me alone. You know how annoying you've been? Like a dog that won't go away." His mockery hit hard. His friends burst into laughter. Before, I'd squirm with embarrassment. In a good mood, Colin would smooth things over. In a bad one, he'd insult me even more harshly. This time, I didn't hold back. "If I'm a dog, what are you? Poop or a cheap bone nobody wants?" My sarcasm got under his skin, and the laughter around us died down. Some tried to defuse the tension. "Why is this getting so serious?"

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

Sarcasm laced every single word. Harlow let out an uneasy laugh; she had to agree, he was the most harmful person she'd ever met, but it wasn't like Harlow could do anything about it, at least she had thought that until now. "Yeah, a real keeper. Don't you think?" Harlow replied. "Oh, most certainly." With her own form of sarcasm, Mia said, "When did the dreams start?"