If Questions Funny Novels & Stories

It was wild and crazy, like he had heard the funniest joke in the world. He laughed so hard that I started to feel scared. What was so funny about my question? When Adrian finally stopped laughing, he looked at me with eyes that seemed almost insane. “A good person?” he repeated. “You want to know if Lucan is a good person?” I nodded, even though his reaction was making me nervous.

"Nope. Do you?" "Nah. Do you have any weird quirks? Like, my best friend says I always cross my legs when eating, but never when I’m drinking." His eyebrows rose. “Why are we having this interview session, giglio?" "We're playing twenty-one questions, Luca." I rolled my eyes. "You're weird." He just looked at me for a while. "Oh, I know. So, quirks?" -------------------------------------------------------------

“Okay… next question.” The game went on like that for a while, with little harmless questions. Favorite food. Favorite season. What music we liked. I laughed nervously at some of his answers, and he teased me gently when mine were too predictable. It all felt light and silly at first, like two kids killing time in the kitchen.

Of course you do. “Make it count.” I snubbed, turning my nose up at the group. I wasn’t about to be that person- I’d answer one measly question just to say I did it. “Okay, France- err, cine...” Brody rubbed her hands together, staring directly into my eyes in an unwavering manner. “Tell us the best and worst thing about your current sex life.”

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

"You get three more questions. Choose wisely." Sophia's eyes lit up like it was Christmas morning. "Oh, this is gonna be good." “Question one,” Sophia grins. “What’s the weirdest thing you two have done?” Emily rolls her eyes. “What are you classing as ‘weird’?” Sophia tapped her chin thoughtfully, a mischievous glint in her hazel eyes. "I don’t know… Okay, fine, I’ll come back to that question. Question number two: Has he ever tied you up? Last time you said just your hands."

Creeped out, I raised both of my arms up in defeat and asked him awkwardly, "Whyyy are you asking me these questions? He crossed his arms in front of hist chest. "Why should I not be asking you these questions?" I squinted my eyes. "Why are you answering my questions with more questions?" He shrugged. "Why should I not be answering you a question to your questions?" I blinked. "I am honestly kind of confused right now." He continued. "Why are you kind of confused?" "Because why is green not the opposite of pink?" I asked with a nod before putting my own paintbrush down and grab my phone. "Let's ask G****e!"

“Really? Who is a good listener? That’s your first question?” “What?” I said, smiling at her. “What would your number one question be then?” “Hmmm let me see. How about who has a bigger dick? Or Who is better at sex and giving head and who gives me more orgasms?” Jade laughed so hard she fell on the bed.

Her eyes kept roaming round my face and I had no doubt she was being serious but I couldn’t help the laughter that escaped me. She frowned deeply, her angry brows creasing together in a way that made me laugh even more. ‘You doing cheap weed captain?’ ‘What?’ ‘That shit ain’t good for you’. ‘Are you going to answer the question?’ ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ ‘You know what? Forget I asked’. She turned back and resumed walking inside. Girls are weird. Where does one even generate such questions from? ‘Hey captain!’ I called after her. ‘What?’ She spun around

Haya who silently listened to him asked the most funniest question " what movie did you watch?" "What?" Rayyan uttered Unbelievably. "You heard me." She glared at him. "Fast and furious, why do you ask?" Rayyan was confused. Haya casually replied " I thought you watched porn." "What the ... Seriously.... Astaghfirullah." Rayyan yelled. "Shush." Haya silenced him. "Like Seriously?" He couldn't believe it. "Whatever." She whisper yelled. "You think so low of me." He glared. Giving her full attention she looked at him " what else would I think?, I mean why not?, You kissed Catherine remember?" She huffed and angrily looked away.