Inappropriate News Bloopers Novels & Stories

FLASHBACK CONTINUES "Woah. Woah. Woah. I never expected this shocking news. Doctor Michael is bent? Oh, how many ladies' hearts have been broken by the news." The female newscaster sat down elegantly with a pretty smile on her face as she reported daintily with an excited look. "The most shocking news to me is the anonymous man's words. That's just a Kodak moment. Just the memory of how naughty our cold doctor Michael is is enough to make me blush." The second female reporter reported a blush surfacing on her pretty face.

I confirmed. As Jayden played YouTube clips on the smart TV, I checked all the celebrity and gossip sites on my phone. Just like Eva said, all the sites had almost the exact same articles about the many canceled BHB concerts, and some even discussed the rumors of Blair and Jayden's relationship. The comment section was definitely chaotic with people expressing anger and concern, and despite me trying not to dwell on all the insults... because, albeit slightly, it was also my fault that Jayden had amnesia, it turned out to be surprisingly hard to ignore them.

"Don’t tell me you lost your mind again!" "It was an accident," I said. I stood up, my bare feet hitting the freezing hardwood floor. "He tripped. I lunged. The media took the photo before the blood even hit the carpet." Eliora let out a sharp, ugly laugh. It sounded like metal scraping against stone. "Girl, check the trending topics. That article is already gone. Look at the group chat now." I swiped the call down and opened the main feed. The text lines were scrolling faster than I could read.

Davenport intentionally timed this carefully and cleared his throat pretending to be scandalized by Phillip lifting a woman’s skirt and plunging his fingers inside of her. “Additionally, there is an audio recording of Mr. Bloombard admitting to infidelities dating back to the beginning of their marriage. I have supplied a copy of all the video and audio recordings, and text messages, for your convenience.” This began a heated debate about the legality of the evidence. Meanwhile, in the background, the footage documenting Phillip’s affair played on a loop.

By the time the Anderson Group reacted, it was too late. Even if they tried to put the squeeze on, it would be like trying to squeeze blood from a stone. The TV station where World Wonders Weekly was aired was backed by the big cheese, the Hamilton Group. If Kira was in a good mood, they could totally run the news of Helen being escorted off all day long. And then there were a bunch of creative netizens who turned Helen and Jasmine's embarrassing moments into a whole set of memes for everyone to d******d and share.

She cried all the night. *****The next day***** "WE ARE SURPRISED BY THE IRRESPONSIBILITY OF THE MEDIA FOR BROADCASTING FAKE NEWS AND BASHING JUSTIN MERCHANT FOR SOMETHING THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. WE ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE MEDIA WHO PORTRAYED THE PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE COUPLE IN A WRONG WAY. JUSTIN MERCHAT AND IVANA WILLIAMS WERE HAVING A NORMAL DISCUSSION LIKE THAT OF EVERY COUPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP CAN HAVE.

he screamed in front of all the cameras. The baby had pissed on him. The piss trickled down his pants into his shoes. “No,not my shoes” he screamed as he bent down to take it off in a hurry. He rushed out while all his company followed. Everyone at the scene seemed to be glued to their mobile phones. Todd checked his phone, there were three news flash with videos. “ The pissing candidate” Todd chuckled as he read and watch the video when the piss trickled down his pants. “ Baby thrower” he played the second video as Mr. Cypher nearly threw the poor baby away.

Dunlop called out and we headed out of the door This was one of the many interviews I had done since the Grayson incident. I still have more interviews on my schedule. The fame I was getting was overwhelming, nonw that I ever expected. BLC was bagging millions with the whole case as we were the first to expose Grayson. The live video from his warehouse was branded with BLC’s logo. Any news channel or any other publishing company that uses it had to pay BLC. All the fame and wealth we were making was good, but I felt a hollow feeling within.

The night's cool breeze hit my face and I breathed it in which gave me a little sense of relief. "Welcome to another episode on Splash news where all gossips about celebrities are aired.."a dulcet voice came out. My eyes went down to the radio immediately. The driver,on seeing the inquisitive look etched in the rims of my eyes, supplied me with information. "You haven't heard about them before? Their shows are quite nice and interesting. Every bloggers doesn't miss a second of this as they know literally everything. It's so sad that it's an illegal site. The government has tried and failed in taking it down.

SABINE'S POINT OF VIEW It feels like I had just been sucker punched in the gut, as I watch the news reels. The words coming out of the mouth of the reporter went over my head as I tried to be delusional, tried to tell myself that the news was false, that this was April Fool's Day, even though we are in May, even though this was too serious to report as fake news. I stand on wobbly legs as I try not to collapse; this was no part of the plan.