Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

Jоеl сhuсklеd lоudlу оbvіоuѕlу fіndіng the whоlе thіng соmрlеtеlу аnd uttеrlу hіlаrіоuѕ. “It’ѕ nоt funny, Jоеl,” I fumеd, соmрlеtеlу еmbаrrаѕѕеd by thе fасt thеу knеw whаt I ѕоundеd like in the moment. “Oh іt іѕ, Iz, come on, сrасk a ѕmіlе,” hе tеаѕеd.

Margaret said nothing else, grabbed a jacket, and stormed out of the house, leaving Irene alone with Jeremy. Irene looked at Jeremy, who was watching her with amusement. "What’s so funny?" Irene thought, her face twisted in disgust. "Hey, how are you doing?" Jeremy winked, but Irene hissed in annoyance. "Great, just great," Jeremy continued, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm just having the time of my life here. I mean, who doesn't love being yelled at and treated like dirt?" Irene's face contorted further, and she shook her head. "You're a lunatic." she said, her voice cold.

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Jasmine, thinking that Irish was laughing at her expression of unease, became annoyed. "Ugh." She groaned, "Why pretend to console me when all you do is chuckle in the middle of telling me to calm down? How I'm the world, is that fair?" Jasmine stood up from the bed where she sat while spreading her arms and lifting her eyebrows in questioning gesticulation. "Okay. Please calm down now. I uhm, kinda, remembered something funny, so..." Irish twirled her two index fingers together while wiggling their eyebrows and they both burst out laughing.

I spare my best friend a sideways glance and huff out. How can I say I’m feeling irritable because I won’t see my mate the whole day without sounding like a bratty, clingy, boyfriend? I’m not even dating the girl. Even though Nate hasn’t met his mate, I can tell he will understand. “Rough morning,” I grumble and he laughs. Actually laughs loudly. I playfully punch him in the arm and that only has him laughing harder. I growl in warning which makes him raise his hands up in surrender. “I’m sorry man, it is just extremely funny seeing you like this.” He motions toward me and I grumble under my breath.

It was clipped, almost reluctant, but I heard it. I almost laughed, but it came out as a shaky exhale. “Guess you’re getting more than you bargained for.” After a beat of silence, " Ironic isn't giggling a little, it was because I stained your suit the other time that we're here right now, and I just stained it again, but we're my tears this time around. His mouth twitched, though not enough to be called a smile. “We’ll go back in when you’re ready.”

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

Iris nudged her, barely containing her laughter. “But on a serious note, I am so fucking proud of you, girlie. You finally stood up to her. Now, she must know that she can’t keep running her mouth like a loose tap. I should have been there to see her face when you gave her a piece of your mind. She must have been so fucking ugly” "Stop" Iris said before she burst into fits of laughter, unable to keep it in any longer “I’m trying to stay mad but you are making the situation funny”