Joe Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

I didn’t open the door right away and heard them talking. “Is mommy really going to have another pup?” Joe said. “She is so stupid. What if the new pup is just as dumb?” Eva thought for a moment and said, “Yeah. She is just lucky to have clear pups like us. If she gives birth to a dumb pup, I will kill it! I really don’t want her to be my mommy anymore. She is so annoying!” “I agree. She is the worst!” I stared at their backs but didn’t go in.

“I’m not boring. Your mother doesn’t find me boring, do you, Katy?” Katy looked at me with a not-so-subtle wink. “Never.” “You laugh at my jokes! You love my stories!” he protested, looking aghast. Matthew snorted. “It’s habit, Dad. Face it. Boring. I’m telling you—you’re not all that and a bag of potato chips.” I tried not to laugh at Richard’s expression. Jaxson was smirking, trying to hide his amusement. Reed was shoveling eggs into his mouth like a starved man, concealing his grin.

he asked. Joe shook his head. “Not really,” he said with a cheerfulness that could only be fake. He reached for his glass, took a sip, his eyes firmly on the base of the glass that he was twisting around on the coaster. Suddenly his eyes flashed up again “Do you wanna hear something funny?” “Sure.” A little hesitantly, Jack nodded. “Something funny would be good…” “I was over at the flat Friday night,” Joe said. “Picked up some stuff…”

I exclaimed and chuckled. He was laughing too as he told his story. "I know! After I said that, he and our old men stared at me for a long time. Then Papa cursed me in Español and stormed out. But I know my joke was funny because I saw some of our old men holding in their laughs. Mama heard about it and lectured me about it. Anyway, it was one of my funniest jokes to date." Imagine being a kid and joking in front of your father after he just killed a person. And then imagine being so mad you had to kill in front of your child and he just jokes about your face. I guess craziness runs in their blood.

Jodi said in a high-pitched and annoyed tone. Matt glared at her “Jackie got behind him and rubbed her tits against his back. I knelt down and washed his pencil dick and oversize balls,” Jodi said in a smart-aleck little kid voice. Matt went pale. “That's when we realized that Joe was smarter than we ever gave him credit for because he figured out what was up and jumped out of the shower. We followed him to his bedroom. We were all still naked. However, we got Joe to tell us about Marty's coke habit without having sex with him. We got dressed and left. The end,” she said in the same smart-aleck little kid voice.

We've come a long way to be here and honestly, I don't have any regrets. Who would have thought we would all be here one day like this happily? "Jonathan you shouldn't take the big meat before your elders" My mama gave Jonathan a smack on the head as she scolded him. Everyone laughed at the remark. "But Mama,You always do that," Jonathan said sadly and embarrassed. "Cheer up Jon, I have some hidden for both of us after here" I whispered into his ear and we both smiled sheepishly. I called my mama out separately and she helped me got up. We went a few steps away and I said to her

When Joe goes down, I'll make sure his wife goes down with him. "I don't know about you, but I truly believe that she would be a great mother". I responded to that statement before Lyles could stop me. "If you think I'm going to be a babymaking machine for the pack, think again. I don't even like kids". "Nobody cares about your likes and dislikes Mara", Sleepy Joe said. "Another word and I'll remind you of your place. You only speak when you're spoken to. Now where was I? Oh yes. Murderers shouldn't be mothers Nidea. Why do you think her mother abandoned her?".

I said but stopped once we heard someone coming down the stairs and yes it's Hakeem, he was busy rubbing his head I know the headache got him good,i chuckled " who died? " he asked coming down the stairs trying to joke around " boy you about to die with all that jokes you got - sit your ass down I need to talk to you" mama said...I remained quiet wanting to hear what they gon tell him...it's nice to not be the one in trouble now, the past weeks I been hearing it from my mother about being in jail for stupid things but it wasn't stupid if some bitches gon come and claim my man while I'm still around

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.