Joe Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

He doubled over and clenched his fists in anger as he tried to speak, "My mother told me never to bear up a woman." "Well your mama isn't a scumbag like you!" Josey said again as she hit him under his chin causing him to lose his balance and fall over. " Next time, tell your mother to teach you never to use stale jokes on a lady. Start praying for the tooth fairy cause you're gonna need her to come along with a big sack." Josey continued as she sat on him and continued feeding him her fists. Josey had well attracted a handful of her colleagues as some admired her courage while others looked at her in disgust.

Jason turned to him. "Sure, hit me." "Did you ever suckle your mother's breast milk?" He asked with all seriousness, Mason paled. "You must be shitting me, man, don't tell me you've also joined Sean to tease me. I know I have a bad sense of humor but you shouldn't rub it all over_" Jason interrupted him harshly. "Then you shouldn't crack dead jokes at all, you leave it to people who can. Why do you always try to outdo yourself?" He sighed in frustration.

I knew this was a sign that Jared was getting angry. In the past, I would've backed down and compromised in a heartbeat. But today, I simply acted as if I hadn't heard anything and continued enjoying my breakfast with my head down. In the end, Jared threw out a "Ridiculous" and stormed out, slamming the door behind him. For the next few days, Jared didn't come home. But I didn't particularly care either. I quit my job in Lunaton, and little by little, I packed up my things and shipped them away.

my father said while trying to stifle his laughter. "Yeah. You sounded really convincing, honey. I was about to sedate you with nitrous oxide if you hadn't stopped. Ha ha ha!" mom joined in on the conversation with another one of her dentist jokes. The laughing gas joke being one of her particular favorites. "It was a joke? Whew! You had me going there for a while," I took a deep breath before I continued, "So you're not mad that I just got home now?" "Of course not! You already told us that you were coming home late. Besides, we trust you completely sweetheart," dad answered.

scrambled eggs, a very thick greasy looking omelet. I picked up a glass and poured out a generous amount of warm milk. I had barely lifted up the glass to my lips when I heard the clicking sound of heels on the hard mabel tiles, accompanied by a sonorous voice and rich laughter. My Mom soon came into view, overdressed as usual, holding up a phone to her ear and smiling like a shy teenager who has recently fallen in love. I couldn't help but roll my eyes as I knew immediately who she was talking to. Joe, the beard-y-old man who has been courting my mother for the past two months now.

- Jobert "We can't do anything, we lock the gate and if we went outside maybe we are a goner already"- Jester JM went silent and cry beside me it is so hard to believe "is Mama safe?"-JM JM looks to his father eyes Papa went to JM and hug him "don't worry Mama is alright"- Bobby even though Papa said she is alright but deep inside of my mind saying that my mother is in danger even though she is at the overseas we count our foods and now that we have an extra mouth to feed

She said it with humor and a smile. Joe suppressed his smile. "Let's all talk outside, don't stay in dim places at night, tomorrow Mama will ask Mr. Joko to change the light bulbs!" the middle-aged woman said. She exited the library, Clara and Joe's favorite place to date. "Clara, you better go to bed now, Mama is sometimes scary, right?" Joe complained, scratching his head that wasn't itchy. "It's okay, Uncle, that means Mrs. Linn still cares, it's proof that she's concerned!" Clara said. Joe's expression was resigned, like a thief caught red-handed.

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

the pharmacist there said. "Yea, so my uncle over here is the opposite of constipated right now," Justin said making a joke. The pharmacist looked at Detective Joe who had a crumpled look of pain on his face and looked at Justin as well. She was surprised Justin called someone as young as he was an uncle. "Uncle, please come over and explain what's wrong with you?" The pharmacist said chuckling as she played along to Justin's joke. "You have to go all the time, is that it?" The pharmacist asked Detective Joe who found it hard to answer.

I don't know what Audrey is thinking! As I listened to Mom rant, an idea popped into my head. I took a breath, cleared my throat, and said with a smile, "Mom, do you know who Ms. Lawson's freeloading old loser is?" "Do you know who it is?" Mom responded, curious. I smiled. "Not only do I know him, but you've probably heard of him too. It's just that, since you've never met him, you don't recognize him." "Now I'm even more curious. Who is it? Tell me!"