Joe Mama Jokes

Dahil lang kumain ako ng isa pang extra na paa ng manok kaysa sa kapatid kong lalaki, pinalayas ako ng tatay ko mula sa bahay sa gitna ng isang snowstorm. Noong tumagal, ang tatay ko na isang archeologist ay nahukay ang aking katawan. Dahil sa nawawalang ulo ko, hindi niya ako nakilala. Kahit na noong nakita niya ang katawan ay may parehong mga peklat na meron ako, wala siyang pakialam. Pagkatapos, ang nanay ko ay kinuha ang aking puso at pinakita ito sa kanyang mga estudyante. “Ngayong araw, pag aralan natin ang puso ng isang taong may congenital heart disease.” Minsan niyang sinabi na makikilala niya ako kahit na anuman ang itsura ko. Mama, ngayon at ang tanging natitira sa akin ay ang puso ko, nakikilala niyo pa rin ba ako?

"Adek ingat ya, kalau ada Bunda jangan panggil Mama Megan. Nanti kalau Bunda gak ada, baru panggil Mama. Oke?!" ucap Megan, pembantu baruku. Kulihat Amira putriku langsung mengangguk dan mereka menyilangkan jari kelingking seperti begitu akrab, membuat janji. Dadaku membuncah pecah. "Apa maksudmu bicara begitu pada putriku, Megan?!" teriakku tanpa basa basi. *** Safira sangat murka saat mendengar putrinya memanggil pembantunya dengan panggilan Mama. Ia curiga, hal ini berkait dengan hubungan suaminya dengan pembantu muda itu. Bagaimana kehidupan Safira setelah mengetahui bahwa ternyata pembantu itu tidak hanya sebagai pembantu tapi ternyata istri rahasia suaminya?

Buku ini juga dikenal dengan judul "The Rustling Autumn Breeze Knows My Heart". Untuk dapat menyelamatkan nyawa ibunya 5 tahun yang lalu, Sally Jacob pergi kepada seorang pria dan memutuskan untuk tak akan pernah melihat anaknya setelah proses persalinan. Lima tahun kemudian, seorang anak yang menggemaskan merengek-rengek meminta ciuman sayang, pelukan dan tidur dengannya. Sally Jacob memberikan apapun yang diminta anak laki-laki mungil ini dengan senang hati.

Aku tidak tahu cinta jenis apa ini. Apakah ini hanya sekadar nafsu atau benar-benar murni dari relung jiwaku? Aku tidak tahu. Satu yang aku tahu, dia memiliki begitu banyak kekurangan. Tapi, entah bagaimana, aku masih saja begitu menyukainya, begitu terikat padanya. Mama, apakah aku akan baik-baik saja dengan dirinya? Mama, I'm In Love With A Criminal...

After two years of bliss with Morgan, Omega Judy Ravenstone never imagined her boyfriend would cheat on her, let alone with her best friend. Desperate to escape the cruel betrayal, Judy flees her pack and ends up in the Silver Moon Pack, where she accidentally shares a passionate night with the charming, but mysterious Alexander Quinn. Despite his attraction to the alluring omega, Alexander feels that a powerful Alpha to be like him couldn't possibly have such a weak mate. As a compromise, he offers Judy a contract marriage - a convenient arrangement, at least until his father hands over the Alpha title to him. With his brother tripping for her, and she also feeling a bit of passion again for her ex, how long would they be able to last together?

She's young, free and has everything she has ever wanted. What could possibly go wrong? When her best friend, Jane, finally gives in and agrees to that one night of full on clubbing and partying, Evelyn could barely contain her excitement. That night was going to be a night to renmember. Little did she know how right she was going to be. A night of fun quickly takes a turn for the unexpected when Evelyn wakes up the next morning with a stranger by her side. Chalking it up to a one night stand, Evelyn had every intention of forgetting that night until she saw it. The Mate's mark on her neck. A Lycan's mark. With her newfound connection to the supernatural world, she'll have to face her past, her present, and her future in ways she never could have imagined. Is she ready for the wild ride that lies ahead?

Four years after Selene's humiliating rejection from being Luna.Selene is brought back to the famous land of Ironclaw pack once again. She takes no time in reintroducing herself as the new sensual sensation she is,a wealthy fiery temptress with a cunning mind. Selene says she returns for her job alone but deep down in her veins,she knows the name of what brought her back.The self destructive need to inflict as much pain as she can on him and everyone who wrongfully judged her.The raging storm in her was revenge fueled by hate But there is a thin line between love and hate and with every glance,glare,and the deja vus of heated touch,it becomes painfully clear to Selene that the line was slowly vanishing. But that is Alpha Ares’ plan all along,he desperately wants to win his cold luna back. Even at the cost of things he once held dear;his pack,his family and something he never thought could be taken from him…his self-control.

The love story of Leonardo Davidson, a handsome but arrogant CEO who loves to hurt women with Zivanna Mariah Electra, a beautiful and kind woman. When Zivanna had to choose between Leonardo, the man she loved, or Alfredo, her brother. Leonardo, who always cared for her, and Alfredo, who always wiped his tears and gave her a room named family as a place to live all the time and a place to return to when she got lost. Between love and family, Zivanna is confused about making choices. The strength of Leonardo's love, a man who never gave up and really believed in the magic of love, finally won Alfredo's blessing, who was very much against the relationship between Leonardo and his sister. Marriage is not a game. Marriage is about a feeling and about a commitment that must always be maintained to the end. Leonardo Davidson failed to maintain his commitment. He destroyed his own marriage with betrayal. What is the fate of Zivanna who is pregnant? Will Leonardo get a second chance? Can Leonardo win back Alfredo's blessing? A novel that evokes feelings, about family, love and trust.

Sudah menikah tiga tahun, tapi sang suami bahkan tidak kenal dirinya. Tidak pernah dia sangka mereka akan bertemu pertama kalinya di tempat tidur. Saat pria itu berujung mengajukan surat cerai, dia dengan senang hati menandatanganinya. Sienna Winata awalnya berpikir bahwa hidup mereka tidak akan pernah bersinggungan lagi. Tapi tidak disangka, ini baru permulaan——Suatu hari, dikabarkan di ibu kota kekaisaran bahwa Fu Yancheng, presiden keluarga Fu yang tidak dekat dengan wanita, jatuh cinta dengan seorang desainer baru.Pria itu beberapa kali membantunya, menjatuhkan mereka yang berusaha mempersulitnya, bahkan menyelamatkannya dari kesulitan finansial yang seharusnya bukan tanggungan pria itu.Melihat hal ini, seseorang pun bertanya untuk mendapatkan konfirmasi. “Apa saya boleh bertanya apa hubungan Anda dengan Tuan Jacob?” Sienna hanya tersenyum. “Selain atasan dan bawahan, maka … mantan suami dan mantan istri?”

I glared when his hand reached again to my neck. Our faces only an inch apart. His big hand was almost wrapping it whole. His thumb massaging my throat like a feather. "And when I thrust inside of you, I want to hear you scream my name. Every name of mine." "Dante. Adriano. Sol. Di. Angelo." His thumb stroking the center of my neck while uttering every name he owned. His eyes hooded in heat, lust clouding the windows of his soul. "And when you cum, it'll be Dante you moan." --- Hailynn Fleury is a talented painter. Growing up as an orphan, she and her best friend Ethan, always wanted to get back to the people that helped and cared for them. When one of her friends convinced her to auction her paintings at one of her charity events, it didn't take much persuasion knowing the money would go to the orphanage. On the night of the auction, her future took another turn when she saw a handsome man holding a gun. Later finding out that he was a mafia boss with an intention of keeping her from thereon. Witnessing him pulling a trigger to someone would have been the mafia boss' wisest decision to never let her go. Except that he couldn't touch the girl knowing the promise he had with his cousin. Dreams of bedding the girl is no longer an option. But how will he treat his ragazza, really? Find out how both of their lives took a turn- with the aspiring artist and the Italian mafia boss.