Jokes About Men Novels & Stories

""The Black Tortoise? Why doesn't he say it's the Azure Dragon while he is at it?" "This punk must have watched too many cartoons and think that we live in a two-dimensional world. He's nothing more than a clueless punk." "This is hilarious! He's not a scammer, he's a stand-up comedian!" Even the aggressive-looking men in the fancy costumes started mocking Woody. James couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Young man, I'm not going to comment on your medical skills. I think you have a knack for entertainment even in such a tense situation."

A man in his fortys said while laughing, two men joined him in the laughter where as the man who was sitting in a large moving chair, dressed in black, was still silent, his facial expression was as deep as ocean, no one could tell what he was thinking right now. " So, Mr Marcus thinks that, that men were fools because they were afraid of nothing? What if I say that those were really a wise people to be afraid of me? " As soon as he said, his men pointed gun towards the three men who were laughing few minutes ago. Though his words were not serious but his expression was not like the joke too. All of them immediately stopped laughing and stared at him with frightened yet shocked eyes. " Haha

I asked, noting the rising tension at the table. “Men are considered hot for a lot longer than women.” Did he just say that out loud?

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

An old man with a long beard said and handed me an apple too. “They’re a coward as ever!!” The other men replied and they laughed crazily while drinking their cup of beer. They keep laughing and some of them tell some jokes too so their laughter doesn’t end. I couldn’t help myself but laugh alongside them while hearing the joke they said. “What do you think the baby cow said when he got lost?” Jean asked. One of the men. “What?” We answered in unison. “Maa!!” He said like a cow and even acted like one too made everyone start laughing crazily. I almost fell on my seat laughing but thankfully I balanced myself properly.

Jason joked to the man, which made Minche laugh. "I didn't think your friend's sense of humor was strong." Minche still laughs.

They chuckle lightly at my joke and I'm glad it didn't go over their heads. “This is your first time meeting us”. One of the men says…I've genuinely forgotten his name and pack. “What do you think? Do you also think Fern is a dickhead?”. The Fern in question throws a butter knife, landing it perfectly between the man's hands on the table. “Shut up, Keren”. I can't tell if it's a joke but Keren doesn't flinch, just turns to me and shrugs in mock surrender. “I told you”. He says. The table chuckles again and I realize then that it must be a joke. What…a unique sense of humor.

" Light conversation? About molesting women?" "No, Not at all. It was a silly joke." "The fact that you talk so vulgarly about women and are plotting to molest them is bad enough, but do you know what's worse? " W-What?" the guys asked in fear. " The person you are targetting is my mate." The man who had misbehaved with Adele almost pissed his pants in dread. He tried to speak, but no words came out. " What do we do with them, Liam?" Chris hissed with venom in his voice.

Asher asks making Axel laugh heartily as I stared at the two psychopaths next to me. “Yeah like let’s go easy on them.” Axel jokes sarcastically making Asher laugh more. “Let’s forgive them.” “Let them off with a warning.” “Yeah, we will be the bigger person.” The sarcastic back and forth continues as they high-five each other, unable to contain their laughter as they held on their stomach. What is wrong with these men? “When you guys joke around, people have panic attacks. What kind of sick sense of humour is this? What kind of monster-“ I finally speak up, expressing my horror but they ignore me and continue laughing.

And with these two, my social calendar’s chock-full. He chuckled, taking a sip of his drink. A piece of foam stuck to his gray mustache, which he wiped off with the back of his other hand. "Well, if you want some old man's advice, you better keep it this way. Men are a complete waste of time," he said. "All the ones who aren't married or eternally bound, anyway," Sofia said, winking at him as she dried another glass. A man in the room raised a glass from where he stood and shouted in tandem, "Another plasma drink!"