Jokes About Men Novels & Stories

And with these two, my social calendar’s chock-full. He chuckled, taking a sip of his drink. A piece of foam stuck to his gray mustache, which he wiped off with the back of his other hand. "Well, if you want some old man's advice, you better keep it this way. Men are a complete waste of time," he said. "All the ones who aren't married or eternally bound, anyway," Sofia said, winking at him as she dried another glass. A man in the room raised a glass from where he stood and shouted in tandem, "Another plasma drink!"

I yelled at him. That didn't stop him from throwing his head backward and laughing as though I had made another joke. Did this man ever consider my feelings? I looked outside just to keep myself calm but was surprised when his fingers drummed on my arm. "I'm sorry if my jokes make you angry, it only means that you are not as immune as you would claim to be. I do not only win my opponents with my business ideas; I win them through my lovely jokes. If you don't know how to take a joke then maybe you also need to get yourself checked."

He grins cheekily. Okay being an ass hat! I elbow him again, only more aggressively this time. Especially as his joking at how great in bed I am isn’t true. We haven’t had sex in weeks. The men all laugh and make weird dirty gestures and nods as though he told them all I was an A grade porn star and I seriously wonder why women put up with men at all. “Arrick is enough women for both of us; cooking, neat freak and all that, so one of us had to have the bedroom skills to make it worthwhile.” I jut in sassily and raise a wicked eyebrow at him as everyone demolishes with hysterical laughter.

“Why do you have this kind of reaction? Are you dissatisfied that I decided not to take our relationship further a step tonight or is it because I did not praise you for your beauty and your hot sexy figure?” “Uh…..” She turned her head away. He already knew the reason but he still wanted to tease her. Jack started to put the car in motion and said. “You women are really weird. When men tell lies, you’re not happy and when men tell the truth, you’re angry.” “You men are the weird ones. When you’re supposed to lie, you don’t lie and when you’re not supposed to lie, you will lie.” “Maybe it is because some men control their thoughts by not only just using their brains.”

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

my big mouth said as they all laughed "Feisty, just the way I like my women, but what can a little girl like you do to four big ass men?" The man added as they continued to laugh at me, which pissed me off, so I decided something about it. It was a foolish idea, but it got them to stop. I kicked the one holding me in the groin as he let me go and fell to the ground "Son of a bitch-" he cursed as he fell to the ground, holding on to his groin

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

she said sarcastically and he laughed at that. It was quiet for a while and he kept sighing. "Is something bothering you?" "No, I am just tired" "Hmmm, are sure about that, because if you want to cry, my shoulders are ready to receive it". He scoffed at her words. "Why would I cry, I am not a baby or woman who cries" "Woman? Eric, crying is not only limited to babies and women. Men also cry and there is no shame in that". "I knew you would say something so cheesy"

“Didn’t mean to talk about my wife like a couple of fucking degenerates?” The second man, the one with the loose mouth, tries to backtrack. “We were just talking. It wasn’t serious.” “Not serious?” I repeat, my voice dripping with menace. “It sounded pretty fucking serious to me.” The first man shakes his head, his hands trembling. “We didn’t mean any disrespect, Dmitri. Really. It was...It was just a joke.” “A joke,” I say, my tone low and dangerous. “Here’s a joke for you: I break every bone in your body and leave you in a ditch. How’s that sound?”