Jokes Horror Novels & Stories

Hearing that Alicia is getting more and more annoyed, she beat Alex's chest, "You are the one who scared me… now you're making fun of yourself like that… it's really cruel to be a person!" Alex laughed again. “Everything is here… all your hallucinations… everything you think is real isn't real… just your thoughts… so don't think too much.” "How can you not think differently..you just told a horror story...didn't you think of it?!" Her nagging. "It's just a joke… just an urban myth… don't take it to heart… don't think about it… it's not real… now the world is modern…things like that doesn't exist anymore.” He explained again calmly.

he closes the lid of his laptop then puts it on the side table. "Then watch movie with me." "I don't like horror movie. It's all fake.” "There ARE ghosts in this world, Honey. Ghosts, spirits, haunted houses. They are most definitely real." He makes a face, a ‘meh’ face, "Can we play a game? Something stimulating, not just sit and scream watching this ridiculous movie." I'm gonna let that comment about this movie being ridiculous slides, simply because he pays me good. If he's one of my younger siblings, he would've been kicked somewhere the moment that word comes out.

A gleeful smile widened on her face as she asked, “What about horror?” Carlin shook her head in disapproval, “Have you forgotten that I’m easily scared? Not to mention I live here alone. What if I had a nightmare after watching that?” ‌ Vanya giggled amusedly at her best friend's words. Vanya was actually just joking about recommending a horror movie for them to watch. Of course she knew that Carlin was not a horror movie lover like her. Vanya was just teasing Carlin earlier. “All right, all right, Miss Scaredy Cat,” Vanya chortled, then moved aside. “Let’s go with comedy movies.”

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

I chuckled and turned to him and asked, "Don't you know that there's different horror movies?" "How?" "Listen, under horror the movies are separated as demonic movies, haunted movies, death consequences movies, and a lot more." He let out a chuckle and said, "Years of experience, huh?" I punched his shoulder and turned on the television and went to the movies in the playlist and asked, "What do you wanna see?" And looked at him. "What about some haunted death consequences? It sounds a little scarier than others." I laughed and said, "Okay." I opened the list of movies related to that and asked him again, "From this list, what do you like to watch?"

In last year's Saturday before Halloween, Jake lied he had a cold and ended having to put up with his annoying brother at home. It's not that he was scared or anything(except from the dark). Hell, he was a big fan of horror stories and movies like Friday the 13th, The Shining, The Amityville Horror and his personal favorite, It. It was just that trying to bring to life such stuff seemed like a very stupid idea to him. 'Fuck Halloween,' he found himself muttering and turned to switch off his phone when he noticed something. Just below Matt's text dialog box, another dialog seemed to have popped up and Jake thought he saw the words, we'll see about that before disappearing and immediately afte

Jessica's voice went dead serious. "This manor has thirty floors. The monsters on the lower floors? They're simple. Predictable. They work on pure instinct. Learn their patterns, and you can survive. Treat them like traps. But the higher you go... the ones at the top are a different breed entirely. They won't just kill you. They'll shatter your sanity in seconds. They'll show you what true terror really is." "She's right," Brad chimed in, his smile turning predatory.

“But hey, that’s metal. My mom hated scary movies; she’d have lost her mind over you.” The easy admiration landed like a warmth. I didn’t know what to do with. “Or she’d have told me it wasn’t a real job,” I said dryly. “There’s precedent.” “Then she’d have been wrong,” Jax said, as if it were simple. “Horror’s the most honest genre. It tells you the world wants to eat you, then makes you laugh about it so you don’t go crazy.” I stared at him for a second. Years of Ethan’s *cute little stories* and my sister’s *creepy* had not prepared me for a stranger casually defending my entire existence on a haunted bus.

RJ chuckled but waited for my response. “Uh-huh, I’ve just crept out lately whenever I did some overtime, and you know me around the hospital; I don’t get scared even when I’m alone, but lately, it does.” I sighed as my heart rate finally settled down. “Oh, you might have watched some horror films before...” RJ teased, making me laugh at her. She knew that I was not into any horror films, but she still teased me with it. “RJ, how can I watch a horror film alone when I’m fucking scared of it?" I sarcastically asked, making RJ shrug her shoulders while chuckling.

“It's time to wake up, sweetie...” The sun was beginning to rise, but the light didn't bring comfort. It only clarified the nightmare. I looked at the eye again. The pupil didn't dilate or contract. It remained a fixed, black pinprick in a sea of terrifying blue. As my eyes adjusted, I realized the skin around the eye didn't look like skin at all. It looked like wet parchment stretched too tightly over a frame that didn't quite fit. I remembered the "rules" people joked about in horror movies. Don't go outside. Don't answer the door. But what do you do when the monster is already in the hallway, wearing your father’s throat like a stolen garment?