A Breakup to End All Breakups
After five years of dating, my girlfriend, Rachel Meyers, cancels our wedding 52 times.
The first time, her intern, Ethan Cole, messes up a form at the law firm where she works. She rushes back to fix it, leaving me stranded on the beach for the entire day.
The second time, during the wedding ceremony, she hears that Ethan is being bullied by another attorney. She abandons everything to help him, leaving me to become the laughingstock of our guests.
After that, no matter when we hold the wedding, Ethan always seems to have some kind of emergency that demands her attention.
Eventually, I grow numb and decide to break up with her.
But on the day I move out of Westerbay, Rachel loses her mind trying to find me.