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I had just gotten home when a parent in my son’s class group chat erupted: [Ms. Zinn, what kind of place are you running? Do you let just any random stray off the street become a teacher?] [My daughter came home, grabbed two forks, and tried to jump off the balcony. She said it was Miss Never who told her to!] The homeroom teacher panicked and denied it at once, insisting there was no such person as Miss Never at the kindergarten. She even posted the official teaching schedule in the chat to prove it. On the security footage, there was not a single trace of this so-called Miss Never. However, later, my son whispered to me in secret, “Mom, Miss Never is an old lady with a cat’s face.” “She says only kids can see her.”

Cinta sepihak, cinta yang jujur, cinta yang panas. Wanita penulis bernama Jenny sudah merasakan hampir semua rasa yang orang sebut cinta. Dan dia tak percaya begitu saja. Bahkan jika dia mau mendeskripsikan apa itu cinta, hal itu tak jauh dari penyerahan total di atas ranjang dan berapa ronde yang bisa dilalui saat kedua tubuh bersatu. Dan Ralp datang. Pria bugar yang bagai dewa kesuburan di jaman modern. Di terlalu tangkas untuk ditolak, tapi terlalu berbahaya untuk diraih, terlebih saat Jenny menemukan sekantung darah yang tak lazim ada di dalam tasnya. Siapa Ralp? Mengapa dia menggairahkan dan berbahaya. Satu lagi. Apa Jenny harus menghindarinya? Itu artinya dia harus mengganti nama dan kependudukannya yang tentu saja tak mungkin dia lakukan mengingat Jenny hanya penulis amatir dalam sebuah situs dewasa.

“Beri aku waktu 30 hari untuk bisa mencintaimu. Tapi, jika dalam 30 hari aku tidak mencintaimu juga maka aku mohon ceraikan aku!” “Pernikahan itu bukan untuk main-main. Pernikahan itu suci karena Allah SWT jadi saksi saat aku mengucapkan ijab qobul.” Bagi Dara menikah dengan Adam adalah suatu musibah. Karena dengan menikah dengan Adam itu artinya mimpi untuk menjadi super model akan kandas. Ia juga tidak akan bebas keluar malam bersama teman-temannya. Karena percaya jika ia tidak akan pernah mencintai Adam membuat Dara melakukan perjanjian selama 30 hari. Jika dalam 30 hari ia tidak juga mencintai Adam, maka Adam harus menceraikannya. Dapatkan Adam membuat Dara jatuh cinta? Dan dapatkan Adam mengubah sifat buruk Dara hingga Dara benar-benar kembali ke jalan yang benar?

“Para pria tidak mungkin mengenal cinta, mereka hanya hanya tahu nafsu semata! Bahkan kata cinta, tidak ada maknanya sama sekali bagi kaum adam tersebut!” Sariska Lianor sangat yakin dengan hal itu. Wanita cantik yang harus menderita keretakan rumah tangga akibat sang ayah yang selingkuh hingga meninggalkan dirinya bersama ibunya yang jatuh sakit. Demi mengobati sang ibu serta membiayai sekolah sang adik, Sariska Lianor rela mengorbankan kesucian raganya kepada para pria hidung belang. Karena Sariska Lianor meyakini bahwasanya semua pria itu bejat, maka tidak ada artinya menjaga kesuciannya. Penasaran? Lanjut baca aja ceritanya! Novel ini berisikan narasi dewasa, fantasi, romansa, komedi, dan politik. Cerita panas untuk dewasa 21+ Harap bijak dalam membaca! Jangan lupa kasih rating bintang lima! YouTube : @HamfaMerman Instagram : @hamfamerman

"I, Iris, daughter of the unknown, offspring of fire, will rise from the ashes. Await my return." Plagued by amnesia and trapped in a loveless marriage, Iris slowly realizes that everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie weaponized to keep her caged. But cages break eventually. She makes her move, returning as someone no one expected. Powerful and burning with vengeance. She's here to take back what was rightfully hers. Except there's a hitch. And it comes in the form of a puppy-eyed, dangerously obsessed Lycan who's sniffed her out—and who’d rather jump off a cliff than let her go again. Now Iris must learn to juggle two missions: reclaiming her stolen life… and dealing with the one creature who refuses to leave her heart alone.

On the day of our engagement, my Alpha mate Kane mistakenly thought that my mom had seduced his dad and almost killed his mom. He canceled our ceremony and forced me, who was eight months pregnant, to jump into the silver pit. Kane hated me for three years, and threatened me with my child to be the most humble slave in his pack, watching him and other women make love. "Aria, you destroyed my family! I will never let you go in this life!" Finally, I accepted my fate and stopped resisting, letting the guards throw me into the silver pit. However, when Kane found out that those things had nothing to do with me, he went completely crazy looking at the pool of blood in the silver pit.

At the company's afterparty, my assistant, Charlie Langford, lodges a complaint against me while holding a stack of racy photos. "Ms. Spencer, after you slept with me, you told me that you'd take responsibility for me. Why are you entering a marriage alliance with another family soon? "Who did you take me for? A plaything? Then I might as well jump off this building right now just to prove my innocence!" H-Hey now! The only time I've made private contact with Charlie is when I had my driver, Lorelei Green, give him a ride half a month ago purely out of convenience! How on earth did Charlie warp that encounter into having physical intimacy with me? Moreover, I'm a straight man! Why would I even have that sort of relationship with Charlie, to begin with?

Excerpt: "Kaleb I am still married to Roman. There is nothing that I want to say right now other than yes to you...but the marriage certificate binds me to your brother," I voiced out, lifting my hand to touch the side of his face. His eyes were still closed, but he leaned on my touch. ************** Barely a year into her marriage, Ayla, an orphan, does not expect to be cheated on by her husband, or to be forced into working as a maid to repay the money used to fund her wedding. Within just a blink of an eye, her life changes for the worst, that is until her husband's stepbrother, Kaleb, comes into it. He is a forbidden fruit, but she struggles to stay away from him. Rivals are made, sides are taken, battle lines are drawn, crimes are committed and secrets are revealed. Will Ayla jump over every hurdle thrown in her way with the help of Kaleb, will they manage to stay away from each other, or will they get swallowed by the traps of their rivals?

The golden boy of high society once stopped a plane for me. And I? I once ran away while pregnant, disappearing for three years. We got married. Nine years later, a younger, stunning woman appeared by his side. She was vibrant and fearless, joining him in all his wild adventures. Meanwhile, I had become a stay-at-home mom, spending my days making sure our daughter didn’t eat junk food. My husband said in disappointment, “Elaine, you’re not the woman you used to be.” Even our daughter complained. “Miss Snow is smart, gorgeous, and makes her own money. But you? You just rely on my dad.” The next morning, I grabbed my ID and filed for divorce. They must have forgotten that at twenty-two, I had the guts to jump off a cliff into the ocean just to break free, and at thirty-five, I would still have the strength to start over.

"You were mine, Zaria. He stole you and now he broke your heart. It's time I take back what's mine," he whispered in my ear as he wiped my tears away. ... Zaria fell into an arranged marriage with the man promised to be her husband. Being a naive daughter as she is, she followed her ruthless family's wishes. They knew they'd be sending her into a hellhole where she can never escape from. The marriage collapsed even before the ceremony started. Down on the bed, her groom was with another woman. Shameless, reckless, and indecent. But she had no other choice but to marry him. However... there was someone who would jump into that hellhole she fell into in order to save her. Passionate, genuine, and idiotic as it sounds, there was one man willing to risk everything for the woman that was once his. "In this life or another, you have and will always be mine."