Kickass Humour Novels & Stories

Keith “It’s not funny,” I was seated in my study the next day going over some documents with Cassian. But Cassian was not so forgiving when it came to letting go. He had taken every opportunity he could get from yesterday to bring up the fact that I had fainted. “It is,” he said, “and it will continue to be funny for a long time,” he laughed again, “What were you thinking…” “If you laugh again, I’ll frame it as treason,” I said, my face serious. That did not help at all. Cassian doubled over and laughed in my face even harder.

It was already halfway eaten. Hashmuk shook his head and left the office, leaving him laughing on his own inside the office. As they walked towards their room, they could hear his laughter fading from behind them. "He is childish." Kelvin chuckled, referring to Alpha Rasmore. He had always known him as a cruel man who smiled rarely and never gave a damn about people's feelings, but there he was, pulling pranks like a four-year-old.

There, take that you hottie, hot guy! His grin leaves me breathless but then he opens his mouth, and nonsense spills out like word vomit. “Yeah, I have a plethora of words in my arsenal… there’s fuck, fucker, fucked, dickhead, shit, bullshit, ass, asshat…” He continues to list more cuss words. Each curse word becomes more ridiculous than the last. I gaped at him wide-eyed and suddenly busted out laughing. “You’re just a dork, you know that?” I can’t help but smile at him. This scary dude does have a sense of humor.

"Listen, you look legit. Take this startup cash, find a girl to ride your dick till you black out. Can't get it up? Buy a beer and shove it up your ass - call it a night!" They cackled again, feeding off each other's venom. I stayed cool, letting their words slide off me like the rain outside. One of them, a wiry prick with a mean glint in his eye, leaned closer when he saw I wasn't budging. "What, you here to start shit? If your asshole is itching for a quick fuck, take it to the human world. Don't fuck up our fun." I tilted my head, voice low and edged with mockery. "Oh, I thought you lot had balls. My mistake. Guess I made you feel... insecure."

Lucas turned out to be annoyingly good at the assignment. “You’ve overcomplicated question three,” he said, tapping my worksheet. “I have not.” “You’ve basically written a university thesis.” “I like details.” “You like making simple things difficult.” “I do not.” He laughed. “You absolutely do.” I tried to stay annoyed. I failed. Five minutes later he had me laughing over some ridiculous joke about Mr. Donnelly secretly being a Cold War veteran despite clearly not being old enough. The laugh escaped before I could stop it—real and loud enough that a few classmates looked over. Including Kai.

he said while winking at her. She took a few minutes to understand what he meant with 'Bigger demand' and then started laughing. “ What the fuck are you and your assistant is doing in front of my door, huh, don't you have a little conscience to not disturb human beings while they are in sleep, ” an irritated voice sounded as Karan woke up by the sound of their laughter. “ Umm... You are right, but do you count on humans? ” Krish commented with a sarcastic tone, “ Ae... Brat, I have told you many times that you can insult me as you wish but.. ” he paused as he bent a little bit to Krish and whispered, “ But, don't insult me in front of beauties, you know, ”

I joked Cass and Seb came joining us at the table. He greeted Ian and I but his eyes were mainly focused on Cass. She hadn’t said anything about it but I had a feeling that their relationship had climbed to another level. “Well, how about pussy whipped? I promise you’ll like that one” he grinned at me. I just stared at him for a while before I burst out laughing. The name of the drink was seriously ridiculous but it was also funny. Cass joins me in my fit of laughter while Ian and Seb just smile at us. I nod my head and he begins making my drink.

Help is on the way. Ah. The perfect way to kill the boredom is this. Grabbing my phone and captured my dick facing the movie screen with me fucking Keatton. Definitely, I’ll send a clip to this to make him more shattered and insecure. I know him so damn well. The man with a big ego and pride but dies not to have the balls to fight equally. Grow up, Damon! And so, I had a broad smile on my lips as I send the video and picture of my dick, captioning, “My dick inside Keatton’s pussy and ass is the best. But cumming inside his throat as I fuck him is the very best,” and a fuck you emoji after.

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

All the good vibes and confidence I received from my gurls earlier were rapidly depleting . “Keya?! Gurl, that man has been screwing the complete lining out of your lil ass!” Gasp! What?! “Keya, what the hell was with all those damn names you were moaning out all night?” Oh, God! “Bitch, don’t be lying either. None of us have been able to sleep with all that damn screaming going on!” Oh no... “And who the hell is Kane?!” Um... “Yeah! And what the hell was with his voice changing up?” Uh... “His Voice? What about his damn skin?” Shit, they noticed that too? “Is he an alien? I’ve heard about those people that can change skins and shit?” What the..? No! “Whatever, all I know is that, that mutha