Luxury Receipt Drops: The Social Climber Snaps
While picking up my parcel from the mailroom, I run into Ivan Judd, an underprivileged student from my grade who is working part-time there.
While we chat, he finds out that I'd spent 128 thousand dollars during the Black Friday sales.
Dumbfounded, Ivan cries, "I've never even seen that kind of money in my entire life! And you're spending it so casually? Did your mom send you to college to study or to blow money like this?"
He yanks the parcel out of my hands and physically blocks the exit. "Return it immediately! Kids like you never understand how hard it is for adults to earn money! If you're this wasteful now, what man can afford to marry you in the future?"
I can't help but laugh angrily at Ivan's ridiculous attitude. I retort, "What does me spending my mom's money have anything to do with you?"
"How does it not?" He looks completely justified when he says, "I'm dating your mom. Every cent you spend counts as our future marital assets!"
I am shocked.
Isn't Mom a lesbian? Since when did she start liking men?