Novel & Cerita Lotr Funny Quotes

I heard someone mumble from the front causing a few others to chuckle under their breath. When I turned to look at who said it, I was not surprised. “Legolas, as the next Alpha in line for your pack I’d really hate to have to kill you.” I said as sarcastically as I could. His pack erupted in laughter, even his own dad Alpha Nik got a good chuckle out of it.

Nash, ever unflappable, paid no heed to Draven's words, his mind seemingly locked on his own feelings. Lukas, with his cheeky grin, decided to interject, his tone simultaneously serious and laced with just a hint of mockery. "Well, love can happen at any time," he uttered, causing me to sneer slightly at his comment. The idea of Lukas, the renowned player among us, discussing love was indeed an unusual twist that couldn't help but draw a few laughs.

"So what if it was? That arrogant fool is already doomed." Lauren's lips curled into a mocking smile. "Haven't you said that same thing so many times now? Every time, Dr. Lloyd was supposed to be doomed. And yet, every single time, the only ones running away with their tails between their legs were the idiots who came looking for trouble."

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

“That’s millennials’ vocabulary. And even the millennial here doesn’t say that.” “Really? You just had to.” Gabriele smiled widely. “Yup. You guys are definitely still humping. Very gross, by the way. So what’s in the truck, Lolita? Your entire lifetime supply of cosplay costumes and anime art?” “Heh,” Santiago grunted. “Someone who knows you to a default. Suck to be you, sis.” “Very funny, both of you,” Lola said sarcastically. “Ganging up on me must be so mature and fair.”

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

“Faster!” “We are already moving fast enough to die.” “You’re dramatic.” “You nearly fell off twice.” “But I didn’t.” “Unfortunately.” North smacked my shoulder while laughing harder, and despite pretending to complain, I could not stop smiling.

"Someone infinitely superior to a gorilla like you." Another bomb flew. Victor nearly cried. "How could you say that?!" "I'm your friend!" Kiara smiled sweetly. "Correction." "You're my dead friend." BOOM!! --- The descendants were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their chairs. Luke wiped tears from his eyes. "Uncle Victor is actually running for his life!" Neil laughed. "I've never seen him this scared." Even Penelope couldn't stop giggling. Theodore sighed while rubbing his forehead. ".he really deserves this."

I teased, playfully rolling my eyes. Luther's eyes sparkled with amusement. "Alright, let's try another one. I have a secret: I once accidentally super-glued my shoes to the floor during a pack meeting." He said, trying to sound serious, but his eyes twinkled with mirth. I giggled. "That's true," I said, laughing at the mental image.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”