Lotr Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"Keep your smartass comments to yourself. God, I'm starving" "Really? What a surprise? I would have never guessed from the thunder rumbling from your stomach" "If not for some sucker almost killing me, I wouldn't be in this condition," Willow said, throwing daggers at Lothaire with her eyes. "I... I..." "There there, no need to sniffle. I can understand your emotions" "Watch it, tinker bell. If I don't know any better, I would say you are flirting with me" "God, you are delusional too. They sure messed with your brain. You are good to look at until you open your mouth. And yes, pun intended "

"And you should stop talking to me and ruining my mood!" "Haha! You really want to push me to my limit, right? Just wait and see!" Looking over her shoulder, I saw Nero and Loki, walking into the living room, and the fact that he was unharmed left me smiling like some fool. "What so funny, uh?!" Loretta shouted. "Dad, is it wrong to smile in this house again?" I let out. Just like Nero, Loki doesn't like walking about with his scent, and the stressful look on Loretta's face was priceless when I said those words.

Luca says courtly. "You see women, even at this point, you are still very tough." West says and bursts into laughter. I don't know if it's supposed to be a joke, but Luca joins in the laughter. I look at Lily, and we give each other a weird look, neither of us laughing. That is a bad joke.

" But not all movies ends like this. The heros in movies don't die, they always win the battle an stay alive unlike this one that later died" " Calm down woman, these are all work of fiction please. This isn't even real and you want to stress yourself over nothing. You my friend , is stupid " Lucy burst out laughing " You're wicked " Sarah pouted " instead of you to pamper me, you're here making fun of me . What kind of friend does that !" " I kind of friend does that, LMAO" Sarah burst into fits of laughter " what kind of English is that " " Atleast that made you laughed"

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

Lorien felt like it was hilarious, he looked at Rudy and said, "You're just second-rate trash that only knows how to brag, and he's just an idiot who doesn't think before he acts. No wonder you're friends, you both are an amazing pairing!" After he said that, the warriors from Golden Continent all laughed uproariously. They felt like Fane's actions were just crazy. They looked at Fane like they were looking at an idiot. Hearing all of that, Rudy was not angry at all.

Legolas simply grinned. The laughter went on and on. The loudest chuckle came from Woodrill, his other guard. "Oh, and he's so pure that his breath smells like leaf mints!" roared the crowd, and he chuckled as he shook his head. He knew they were merely mocking and adoring him, and he knew they didn't mean any harm. "Well, smelling like mint isn't so horrible, is it? It's better than stinking like muck in your mouth!"

Chapter 27.1 Earlier we were here at the same table talking and greeting Direct Fortes, Jen and Karmi as well as colleagues are also starting to eat. I also enjoy every joke they make and laugh. Especially when Lotlot is still approaching Ed and seems to be attracted. I really laugh at their antics. "Grab the opportunity, Lotlot, Ed!" one of our co-workers joked. "I'll think about it." Ed now laughs with so much laughter. These really are like crazy kids. They just do their own joke to make everyone happy.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.