Lotr Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Lucas, catching the mood, floated through the crowd, his boyish grin igniting laughter as he told exaggerated tales of their narrow escape, offering reassurances amidst the logistics. “Don’t worry, mates!” Lucas called, hands animated as he relayed their stories, “Our captain battled against shadows and darkness! I was merely the comedic relief, dodging tendrils and half the time pretending not to trip over my own feet!” His words elicited a burst of laughter, lifting the spirits of everyone around.

he said and sat down on the chair. Rohan positioned himself behind the ball and swung. "Is it something you'd love to share with your friends? We're always here for you remember? We're like the three wise men in the bible... Just without the gifts." He said to get a laugh out of him and he succeeded. "I guess we are. You're still my best buddies for life. One for all. All for one." He said. The syllables felt childish on his tongue. "Fore!" Rohan exclaimed, exchanging glances with Lincoln.

"You look different, old friend. Have you lost some weight?" "Fuck you," Bobby chuckled. He studied his friend back. He hated how he towered over him. "You look taller, dude." "I've always been taller, Gimli," Lucas quipped. They laughed. More than two years had passed, yet they picked up right where they had left off, The Lord of the Rings banter and all. "That's a dope piercing," Bobby opined, alluding to Lucas's pierced brow. "A dope cane too." Lucas chuckled. "Thanks. Don't get too attached to the cane though. I probably won't even need it by next week."

"What do you mean? Shouldn't we believe our own eyes?" "Of course." Lucas smiled faintly and said, "Never believe in your own eyes. Because your eyes can also deceive you sometimes." As soon as he said this, more than 20 Gene Fighters of Wild Tiger Mountain all laughed as if they had never heard such a funny joke. "Haha!!!" Hearing the laughter of the Gene Fighters in front of him, Lucas couldn't help shaking his head secretly. He really didn't understand why they dared to laugh. "Interesting. Very interesting!"

I retorted playfully, enjoying the banter among friends. "Oops, you said that. Just accept the fact, dude, that in simple terms, you're an OLD, RICH, QUICK-TO-DIE pervert!" Lennox quipped, earning a mock scowl from me as we all shared a moment of lighthearted camaraderie. "F*ck you Troj," his friend exclaimed amidst chuckles, "he won't kick the bucket that easily; he's like a stubborn weed, sticking around forever!" "Bayaw," another friend chimed in, "damn, that's like nails on a chalkboard!" Laughter rippled through the group, but they all knew if he wasn't his brother-in-law, he might have received a swift punch for that remark.

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

he conceded, "but you play a part; I'm sure of it. I can feel it; like an itch just below my skin." "Oh, I hate those itches," I groaned. "You scratch and scratch and nothing helps." I glanced over and saw him giving me an exasperated look. "I know you're not being literal. I was just trying for some levity." "Next time you should try harder." He grimaced. "Or not at all." "Wonderful." I rolled my eyes. "Thanks for the tip, Legolas." "Do not make Lord of the Rings jokes with me," he said seriously. "We Fey, hate that."

His comment was followed by the laughter of their two brothers, Samuel and Trent. “We surely will beat you down, like we always did every year…” Trenton assured the LOL while giving them a smug look. Lola Lebedev was about to say something, but no words were coming out from her mouth, ‘Are they telling us the truth? Even with Noah’s power, I wonder if we can still win the race?’ She suddenly was in doubt, ‘Are we just low kin losers pretending to be strong?’ The LOL couldn't reply to the mockery, because the STD was telling based on facts. Olga just crossed her arms looking bitchy, while Larry was hiding behind Noah’s back.