Lotr Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Her date with Luther was so much fun that she totally forgot about every other problem,it seemed to be his specialty—taking away people's worries by letting them have fun. His stories about failed business deals and about how someone almost mistook him for Zac Efron on his trip around China was captivating and at the same time so funny that she felt she was almost going to pee. ‘Mommy had a great time last night Willow'.She kissed Willow's chubby cheeks and grabbed her phone when it buzzed. Her smile faded instantaneously and she covered her open mouth with her hand in shock as she read Lucas's message which wasn't good news. 𝙃𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

Is there something on my face that I’m not aware of? “Just spill it already!” I slapped his leg and he hissed, still laughing. “That quote’s from Spiderman love, not superman,” he said, and probably for the third time today, I embarrassed myself once again. “Hah! Whatever, Spiderman, batman, superman, they’re all the same!” “Oh now don’t be angry, its okay to mix up a few things, it happens to me too,” “Really?” “HAHA No,” the final thread broke, and I grabbed the pillow again. To hell with treating this guy’s wounds.

"Seeing as I now know you're carrying around daishō swords in your pants, I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag." "Oh, you have jokes?" Luke asked as his dark eyes sparkled, clearly relieved that he didn't scare me away I tilted my head to the side as I raised an eyebrow. "Is that how the devil's three-way saying got started?" Luke's face hardened. "Stupid humans," he grumbled as his upper lip twitched. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Keep the twin pistols holstered while I'm gone?" "Ha fucking ha," Luke said as he rolled his eyes.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

“Old ghosts love a good rant. Especially the ones who think they’re still living in the 1800s.” “And you’d know how?” “Ah—” he cracks a grin. “Good old Humphrey ranted about it one day.” “Oh, I see.” We grab our coffees, and Luca leads the way out, holding the door open with an exaggerated flourish. I roll my eyes at him but can’t help the smile tugging at my lips.

"Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..." Lucy would make a good motivational speaker. "That's funny..." She started laughing and I gave her a deadly glare that made her cover her mouth. "Sorry love but are you gonna let him step on you like a carpet?Take this bullsh-t by the horns and show him he messed up with the wrong cookie..."Lucy would make a good motivational speaker.

"That's big coming from you considering the last grand mistake you did or are we still not talking about 'Little red Riding Hood'?" Zaros let out a loud laugh at the sight of Lucien's glare as he evaded his punch. It was a joke that had spanned years and yet it never failed to make him laugh and his best friend ready to go postal. "You are an asshole, as always." Lucien murmured, irritation lining his voice as Zaros winded down from his loud laugh. It was rare to see the Blood Immortal so free and expressive and it brought somewhat of a smile to his face-despite the fact that it was a jibe aimed at him.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

He rasped dryly as Lord Brarthroroz chuckled heartily and dismissed him with a gesture. Lexi frowned at his retreating back as he seemed to glide down the corridor to an unknown destination. "He's really no fun to tease at all.." She complained. "Yes... you find with Lich's, they don't really seem to grasp humor as well as the living." Lord Brarthroroz answered with a sigh. "It's not his fault, another century or so and he may crack smile. One can hope.." He sighed. Ann looked between the two of them and a small smile played at the edges of her mouth as she chuckled at Adam's incredulous expression.

He fumed “My badd…” Nate managed to say in between his laughs “I bet you’d find it very funny when your friend comes” Wyatt spat and walked out of the caravan