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Logan yelled, exaggerating the situation. “You, dumbass, where is our real friend?” “Do you want to die?” I snarled at them. Thore was laughing so hard while watching us. “Look at him, Raylie. This is the elegant and fashionable kind of guy.” Loki pointed at Thore. Thore stood up and posed like a fashion icon. I glared at them. So, these punks enjoyed this, huh! That book was indeed useless! I irritatingly turned to my food and started eating.

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

I defended myself while keeping my smile. Lotus corked his brows at me and lifted his hands in the air. "Oh! I'm not judging you or anything. It's okay to have a drink or two, especially when you can handle it. I can't handle mine, three drinks and I'll be jumping like a monkey all over the hall!" It wasn't even funny to me. I wanted to puke at the joke but I released an uproar of laughter. Lotus felt that he had gained points on my end and he laughed with me.

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

someone in the audience seat asked. “Are you joking? That piece of useless trash isn’t even in the same league as the God of War!” “Are you trying to get yourself in trouble? Don’t even compare the God of War to someone like that! It’s humiliating!” Despite the criticism, everyone shared the same question but no one wanted to believe it. How could the God of War have the same voice as the useless trash of the Quint family? What kind of lame joke was that? “I bet that useless trash heard the God of War’s voice before and started to mimic the same voice. That’s why they sounded the same.”

We were becoming hopeless. “So we’re going to be stuck here forever.” Cedric groaned. “This is why no one can complete the journey, the Griffons have no sense of humor.” “Or maybe your murder jokes just aren’t as funny as you think they are?” Posy asked. “They were a riot! Your fairy jokes were the awful ones.” “I’m not a fucking fairy I’m a pixie you usless, moraless beast!” “Okay enough!” I groaned. “I’m gonna go on a walk and...I don’t know try to figure something funny out.”

Lilly asked. “Knock yourself out,” I replied. “So, are we going to bother to address the elephant in the room?” Julie asked, looking over at her sisters. “Don’t you mean the wolf in the room,” I replied, trying to lighten the mood. My comment managed to make Lilly laugh out loud. “Right,” Julie replied, not sounding impressed with my joke, “So, you smell like a rogue,” Julie stated looking at me.

he said, voice like molten metal. “You’ve come far to kneel.” “I don’t kneel,” I said, stepping closer. “Especially not to someone who steals women because he’s afraid to be alone.” A ripple of laughter—Lira, somewhere behind me. Even Varyn smirked. Lumi, bless her tiny, reckless soul, muttered, “Ten out of ten entrance. Let’s hope he doesn’t smite us immediately.” Solen’s smile didn’t falter. “Childish humor will not save you.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.