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I retorted playfully, enjoying the banter among friends. "Oops, you said that. Just accept the fact, dude, that in simple terms, you're an OLD, RICH, QUICK-TO-DIE pervert!" Lennox quipped, earning a mock scowl from me as we all shared a moment of lighthearted camaraderie. "F*ck you Troj," his friend exclaimed amidst chuckles, "he won't kick the bucket that easily; he's like a stubborn weed, sticking around forever!" "Bayaw," another friend chimed in, "damn, that's like nails on a chalkboard!" Laughter rippled through the group, but they all knew if he wasn't his brother-in-law, he might have received a swift punch for that remark.

"You've got some nerve, kid, crashing into my place. However, let me tell you, cockiness comes with a cost." Thoth's expression was a mask of scorn, clearly underestimating Liam. Liam's lips twitched into a slight smile. He raised an eyebrow and retorted with a scoff, "Really? Weren't you once a lackey for Quentin? And you don't even recognize me?"

“Sure, Thorin. Keep telling yourself that. If we saw another beast, we’d fight it together. Like always.” “Together? That’s rich coming from the guy who let me do all the work last time.” Thorin’s voice was teasing, but there was a familiar warmth beneath the banter. “Now who’s the scared one?” I retorted, laughing. Thorin growled softly, the sound more playful than threatening. “You’re lucky I like you, Lucien. Otherwise, I’d take control and make you howl at the moon just for fun.” I laughed harder, leaning back against the cot. “You’re all bark, Thorin.”

“Don’t be so freaked out. They won’t kill you unless they can think of an amusing way to do it.” “This guy,” said a troll leaning against the tunnel wall trying to get his breath. “He gets it.” “That wasn’t funny,” I said, somewhat annoyed at being driven to the point of hysteria by these knuckleheads. “This is hardly the time or place for your gags.” The trolls continued to rock with laughter. “Can’t think of a better one,” said the one who’d been covered in blood. He wiped a quartz tear from his face. “Your face... priceless.” He burst out laughing again. It sounded like a hallway full of doors slamming shut one after the other.

aunt Cam said happily "Is it too late to run?" I asked making everyone around me laugh "Yeah I think it is, sunshine," dad said and smiled "Damn," I muttered and everyone started laughing again "Don't worry Vi it will be fun," Grandma said "Isn't that what Hitler said to his soldiers?" I asked making everyone else laugh even louder "Damn I like this girl," Gareth said "Thanks," I said smiling and then drop the smile just as fast when aunt Cam said, "Let's go,"

"You look different, old friend. Have you lost some weight?" "Fuck you," Bobby chuckled. He studied his friend back. He hated how he towered over him. "You look taller, dude." "I've always been taller, Gimli," Lucas quipped. They laughed. More than two years had passed, yet they picked up right where they had left off, The Lord of the Rings banter and all. "That's a dope piercing," Bobby opined, alluding to Lucas's pierced brow. "A dope cane too." Lucas chuckled. "Thanks. Don't get too attached to the cane though. I probably won't even need it by next week."

I said, before snapping my fingers and letting three Jack 'O Lanterns fall into the pit, igniting the pile of thermite, "Who wants grilled rapist?!" I said that as a joke to Jake, but funnily enough I got not one, but two courses of laughter. "Ah, hello father." "Hello, Jack, it's good to see you still breathing. I see you haven't let poor Jakey boy down yet," Lucifer said as he walked up to shake hands with Jack, You'd think that this kind of interaction would send shivers down Jakes' spine, but he'd seen it happen so many times he would be more surprised if Lucifer's words weren't laced with sarcasm.

“Can I have a look?” “It’s a work in progress.” Grudgingly, he hands over the paper and I shake it out, clearing my throat. “Je t’aime, Lottie. Plus qu’un zloty.” I hesitate, not sure what to say. “Well, it’s a start.…” “ ‘I love you, Lottie, More than a zloty’?” Lorcan translates incredulously. “Seriously?” “Lottie’s a difficult rhyme!” Richard says defensively. “You try!”

Logan yelled, exaggerating the situation. “You, dumbass, where is our real friend?” “Do you want to die?” I snarled at them. Thore was laughing so hard while watching us. “Look at him, Raylie. This is the elegant and fashionable kind of guy.” Loki pointed at Thore. Thore stood up and posed like a fashion icon. I glared at them. So, these punks enjoyed this, huh! That book was indeed useless! I irritatingly turned to my food and started eating.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.