The Beauty of Love
(It's not me!
"No sane man will leave his actual, original, certified girlfriend to help a stranger just because she looked uncomfortable, so my dear, come off it and open your eyes. That tea is brewing for you and if you let another person drink it, you're on your own dear. By the way, no more blind dates for you. You cannot come and give me hypertension, because of you, I couldn't sleep last night and my mind kept wandering all over the place," she said and now it was my turn to roll my eyes.