Male Jessica Rabbit X Reader

เรื่องในคืนนั้น ... สำหรับเธอ มันคือความผิดพลาด แต่สำหรับเขา มันคือความตั้งใจ! เมื่อ 'ต้นไม้' หนุ่มหล่อผู้พ่วงท้ายด้วยตำแหน่งเดือนคณะ ที่เกิดไปตกหลุมรัก 'ใบบัว' เพื่อนสาวสวยสุดแซ่บผู้ตั้งมั่นกับตัวเองไว้ว่าเธอจะไม่มีวันใช้หัวใจกับใครอีกแล้ว หลังจากเพียรพยายามตามจีบแบบมึน ๆ อยู่หลายปีจนเกือบจะถอดใจ แต่แล้ววันหนึ่งก็เกิดเหตุการณ์ที่ทำให้คนทั้งคู่ข้ามเส้นของคำว่า ‘เพื่อน’ ในเซตมีทั้งหมด 5 คนนะคะ 1. คชา x หมอนิล จาก ทำไมถึงเป็นเธอ 2. หมอนัท x หมอฟ้าใส จาก รักอำพราง 3. หมอเกมส์ x น้ำค้าง จาก รักอำพรางคู่พิเศษ 4. ต้นไม้ x ใบบัว จาก เพื่อน(ไม่)จริง 5. อาร์ม x ยูกิ จาก กับดักรักร้าย สามารถอ่านแยกกันได้ค่ะ เพียงแค่มีความสัมพันธ์ที่เชื่อมโยงกันในบางฉากเท่านั้น

เมื่อวันหนึ่ง 'กับดัก'​ ของคนร้าย ๆ กำลังจะกลายมาเป็น 'กับดัก'​ ของความรัก "อึก ช่วย ... ช่วยฉันด้วย" "ช่วย? แล้วฉันจะได้อะไร?" "ทะ...ทุกอย่าง" "ทุกอย่าง?" "จะเอาเท่าไหร่ กะ..ก็บอก ฉัน อึก ฉันยอมจ่าย" เพราะเงินทองเป็นแค่ของนอกกาย จะกี่แสนกี่ล้านยูกิก็ยินดีจ่ายหากมันทำให้รอดพ้นจากเงื้อมมือของคนหวังดีประสงค์ร้ายไปได้ เธอจึงให้คำมั่นสัญญาไว้ก่อนที่ภาพทุกอย่างจะเลือนรางลงจนกลายเป็นความดำมืด โดยที่เธอไม่รู้ตัวเลยว่าคำสั้น ๆ คำนั้น จะกลายมาเป็นพันธนาการที่ทำให้เส้นทางชีวิตของเธอไม่เหมือนเดิมอีกต่อไป ในเซตมีทั้งหมด 5 คนนะคะ 1. คชา x หมอนิล จาก ทำไมถึงเป็นเธอ 2. หมอนัท x หมอฟ้าใส จาก รักอำพราง 3. หมอเกมส์ x น้ำค้าง จาก รักอำพรางคู่พิเศษ 4. ต้นไม้ x ใบบัว จาก เพื่อน(ไม่)จริง 5. อาร์ม x ยูกิ จาก กับดักรักร้าย สามารถอ่านแยกกันได้ตัวละครมีความสัมพันธ์ที่เชื่อมโยงกันในบางฉากเท่านั้น

I took my in-laws to our place for Christmas without telling my wife. It was supposed to be a surprise, but the moment George, my father-in-law, stepped into the house, my wife's assistant shoved him. He crashed into the shoe cabinet and threw out his back. "Ms. Sampson's villa doesn't let homeless people in. I can't believe you're her father-in-law. Look at you. Even a homeless guy wears better than you." I told the maid to hold George, but the male assistant stopped me again. He even shoved my mother-in-law, Diane. "You think you own this place? That's Ms. Sampson's maid. It's enough she has to serve a leech like you. You don't get to make her serve your parents." The fury consumed Diane whole, and she had a heart attack. I called my wife and asked her to come to the hospital. Wendy Sampson, however, shrugged it off. Scoffing, she said, "Zack told me everything. I can't believe you brought your parents to my house! And you want me to see your mother? She's faking her heart attack! I know she is! I want them out of my house! So what if they die? Best Christmas gift I could ever hope for."

Evonne Shannon was a poor student mother sponsored. She was also the crush I had been courting for a long time. Wanting to allow her to shine, I gave up my place in the piano competition for her. However, she glared at me with disdain for deciding this on my own. She then instantly turned around and handed the registration form to her boyfriend, Angelo Zambrano, and said, "Ange, only you deserve this competition." Evonne liked sports cars, so I begged my mother to buy her a limited-edition McLaren supercar. But in return, Evonne mocked me and called me shallow. "Don't think I'll accept you just because I'm accepting the car, Chase Shannon. You've never understood me." With my help, Evonne got to put on a facade of a mysterious billionaire's daughter. But the moment she got money from me, she turned around and went on a romantic getaway with Angelo. I thought of Evonne as my everything and even asked my mother to arrange for her to join the family company. Within half a year, she was promoted to a core team member. She then conspired with Angelo to drain the company dry and even forced me to my death. "What else can you do besides insult me with money and a materialistic lifestyle, Chase? You're the most disgusting obstacle on my path to success. Only when you're dead can I marry Ange," she declared. I was heartbroken when I heard this, and that was when Evonne pushed me off the sidewalk and into traffic. Immediately after that incident, I was reincarnated to the day I bought Evonne a piano. She was glaring at me with disdain. "If you don't want to buy it, just say so. There's no need to humiliate me like this." I let out a dismissive scoff. "Am I the one who's humiliating you, or are you the shameless one? You beg for food but complain that it's cold. You're worse than those stray dogs on the streets. At least they show gratitude after getting scraps."

มีวลีที่ว่า ‘เกิดเป็นลูกคนรวย ถ้าไม่ทำตัวหัวxวย ยังไงก็ได้ดี’ แต่ไม่ใช่กับ ‘เดนีส ศศิภักดี’ เพราะเขาเป็นลูกคนรวยที่ทำตัวหัวกรวย แถมยังไม่ได้ดี จนท่านเจ้าสัวต้องส่งเลขามือทองมากำราบ “ท่านประธานยกเลิกซัพพลายเออร์กะทันหันด้วยอารมณ์เพียงชั่ววูบเนี่ยนะ!” “เปล่า ฉันไม่ได้ใช้อารมณ์ชั่ววูบซะทีเดียว ฉันคิดและไตร่ตรองมาอย่างดีแล้ว” “คุณนี่มัน…” “ด่าด้วยสายตาขนาดนี้ ด่าออกมาเถอะ” “คุณแม่ง! เจ้านายหัวxวยที่สุดเท่าที่ผมเคยเจอมาเลย” “…!…” เซต เพียงชั่ว… 1) เพียงชั่วข้ามคืน (จบแล้ว) พิพัฒน์ x เดนิม 2) เพียงชั่ววูบเดียว (On Air) เดนีส x วินตรา

The lab blew, and my girlfriend—Beatrice Whitmore—didn't even glance my way. She bolted straight for Joseph, wrapping herself around him. When the dust settled, she climbed into the ambulance with him. I was still on the ground, bleeding out, and she didn't spare me a look. Eighteen years raising him, and apparently, that was all the space her heart had left. My coworkers dragged me to the hospital. ICU, barely breathing. When I finally clawed my way out, throat raw, I called my advisor. "Prof. Beaumont, I'm in. I'll go. Even if it means disappearing for five years, I don't care." That was supposed to be my wedding month. Not anymore.

It was the apocalypse. A zombie apocalypse. We should've been running for our lives, but my girlfriend, Yvonne Brown, refused to. She wanted to buy as much time as she could for her incompetent childhood friend, Yves Claude, to hop into the last helicopter that would take survivors away. But the retreat was our group's only way to survive in this apocalypse. Yves was not showing up anytime soon. I had no choice but to knock her out and drag her into the chopper. And Yves, the one she could never seem to forget, died in the swarm of undead. I, however, survived thanks to what I did. Yvonne and I lived happily in a safe zone. And then that fateful day came. I was going to take over the territory and lead humanity on an attack against the zombies. The night before that decisive strike, Yvonne spiked my water with anesthetics. When I was caught helpless, she tossed me into the horde of zombies. The swarm of undead tore my flesh open, and the pain killed me. Yvonne? She stood on the wall coldly, a sneer decorating her lips. "Yves could've lived, but you took that chance away from him! You selfish monster, you killed Yves! I will make you suffer what he suffered! You'll pay for it with your life!" Death took me, but it tossed me all the way back to the day of the retreat. The day Yvonne adamantly insisted on waiting for Yves. Well, if she was so happy to live through a world like this with her friend, who am I to say no? I would grant her that wish, even if she would end up as zombie food.

As I fought a stray dog for a loaf of moldy bread, distinguished guests arrived at the orphanage. They'd come to find the long-lost heir of a wealthy family. After confirming their choice, they donated $100 million to the orphanage and handed out chocolates to every child. My mouth watered as I reached for a box, but glowing messages flashed before my eyes. [Lawrence, show your locket! They're here to bring you home!] [Don't let that impostor steal your birthright. It's yours!] They revealed the truth: the elegant couple were my biological parents, and the poised girl beside them was my fiancée. Yet I clutched my chocolate and ran, aware of their true purpose: they'd come here just for the fake heir. Even if I revealed my locket, they'd not pay me any attention.

When my wife brought her lover home for the fifth time, I decided enough was enough. I said nothing, not a word of complaint or protest. Instead, I superglued the windows shut and locked the bedroom door from the outside. From the bedroom came the muffled sounds of her little escapade, breathless and feverish, carrying through the walls like a shameful melody no one asked to hear. Calmly, I sat in the living room, picked up the phone, and called my mother-in-law. "Jessie," I said, putting on my best tone of urgency, "it's bad—real bad! Your daughter's locked herself in the bedroom and says she's gonna end it all!"

Misty Lawrence has an ex-boyfriend whom she can't forget—Zach Sterling. Carter Flanagan has always hoped that he would one day replace Zach's place in Misty's heart. In the eighth year of his and Misty's marriage, he accidentally breaks a bowl that Zach randomly bought. Misty screeches, "Get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you anymore!" That's when Carter realizes he'll never win when it comes to Zach, especially since the latter is dead. This time, he prepares a divorce agreement and leaves after signing it. It's Misty's turn to panic…