Malupitang Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

Na-curious naman kaagad ako pero hindi iyon anggusto kong malaman. Whisky on ice, Sunset and Vine You've ruined my life, by not being mine “Nevermind. Wala din naman akong karapatan malaman pa iyon eh.” pagbabawi ko na lang sa gusto kong itanong. Nakita kong tumango siya sa sinabi ko. You're so gorgeous I can't say anything to your face Sa labas ko na lang ulit ipinangko ang aking mata. 'Cause look at your face

Humarap s'ya sa'kin at tinitigan akong mabuti. "Alam mo sayang ka. Napaka-gwapo mo pa naman, kaso hindi ka naman makapag-salita. Sana kahit ngumiti ka nalang." wika nito sa masayang tinig. "Since hindi ka naman nagsasalita may isa akong sikreto na ikaw lang ang makaka-alam. Kahit mga bestfriends ko hindi nila 'to alam. Alam kong ikaw lang ang tamang tao na pagsasabihan ko kasi pipi ka diba?" natatawa nitong sabi.

"Tigilan mo talaga ako. Baka nakakalimutan mo na may lock down. Saan ka kukuha ng pari?" "Ever heard of an online marriage?" Napaawang ang mga labi ko pero ng mapagtanto ko na nakakawala iyon ng poise ay agad ko din itong itinikom at pinandilatan siya ng mga mata. Nakita ko pa ang itinatago nitong ngiti kaya mas lalong nanggigil ako. "Gago ka ba? Anong online marriage? Hindi pa ako desperadang magpakasal saiyo para patusin iyang online marriage na iyan. Diyan ka na nga at pinapainit mo nanaman ang ulo ko."

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

Sumipsip ng milk tea bago nagpatuloy. "Naririnig ko sa usapan ng mga kaibigan namin na dumating na ang babaeng magpapahilom ng sugat sa puso ni Martin na nilikha ko. Ayokong mangyari 'yon dahil gusto kong ako lang ang mahalin niya, na sa 'kin lang siya mahuhulog. Pero masyado kang charming, masyado kang maganda at hindi ka nahirapang pasukin ang pihikan niyang puso." Siya naman ngayon ang napa-inom ng milk tea. Parang hindi kapani-paniwala ang mga sinasabi nito.

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

the voice taunted "I wasn't thinking straight because of the humiliation I got. I want Malia back in my life and it doesn't matter what level I can stoop to get her back, I love her but that doesn't mean I would stick to one woman. Why couldn't she just understand that a man can't stick to one woman" I grinned "Since plan A has failed I'll meet you tonight to discuss plan B and one more thing always be careful, I don't want to remind you that the police are after you"

Muntik nang hindi marinig ang kanyang boses na napaos. "By having dinner with me," sagot nito habang sumisilay ang marahang ngiti para sa kanya. "A romantic dinner, of course! You're fast, young man!" Napapalatak ang katabi nila. Puno ng paghanga at pananaghili ang tono. Nakikinig pala nang mataman sa kanilang dalawa. "C'mon, Alexa, go for it. Dante's the most eligible bachelor in Manila now," pambubuyo pa ng tactless na matanda.

Meet me at your school parking lot. Pumikit ako ng mariin sa nabasa. To: Chris <3 No. From: Chris I know what happened. Let's talk. Hindi ko iyon pinansin. Ibinaba ko ang phone at itinuon ang pansin sa kinakain, ng tumunog muli ang phone ko. From: Chris Kapag hindi ka pumunta ay ako ang pupunta sayo. "Fuck." Malutong na mura ko sa nabasa.