Malupitang Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I placed a strand of my hair behind my ear, I guessed I missed it while packing the others. “It's been a while.” Malum hushed over the phone. “You're calling me out of the blue.” I walked out of the bathroom as my flip-flop slippers made noise. “Can we meet today?” malum voice was barely above a whisper and I could hear crunching sounds as he spoke. “You eating a fucking peanut or what?” I said with a hint of sarcasm. “Nope, you know I don't like peanut.” He grumbled over the phone. I teased. “You don't? I actually don't know about that.”

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

“Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a pick-up line to me.” “If I was going to use a chat-up line, I know for a fact that wouldn’t work. It’d have to be something dirtier for you.” I refused to blush. “Don’t fuck around, Ivan. You’re here for a reason. Now I want to know what it is.”

May nagmessage sa kanya at nang tignan niya ang numero wala itong pangalan kaya nacurious siyang tignan. Love I'm here... nasaan ka? Please talk to me. I'm worried about you. I'm sorry for using another number I know this is the only way you will read my message. I'm desperate, I miss you please... let's figure this out and come home to me. I'll be waiting for you. Mariin siyang napapikit at napatingala sa kawalan, kasabay noon ay napakagat nalang siya sa labi. Hoping she could still stop her tears but she fails. She can't hold back her sobs anymore.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

May hawak itong baso at base sa ayos nito, I know may tama na ‘to. “Tinuturuan n’ya ko ng mga matinding pick up lines and jokes, Maam,” magalang na sagot ng binata sabay abot sa baso ng kaibigan ko. “What are you having?” “Inggetera ko. I’ll have what she’s drinking,” umupo ito sa bakanteng upuan gawing kanan ko. “Sali ko. Battle of the corny ito.” “Shoot. Cheers,” I said then we both giggled. “Ikaw ang una.”

Talagang "Hindi ako pumayag, he know that" "Better the two of you should talk, wala akong kinalaman dito okay? Pinag-utusan lang din ako" Hindi na ako nakaimik, lumabas ako ng pinto at sinundan si Mavin. Naabutan ko itong nakasandal sa kotse niya at nakapikit, I noticed his eyebags, lumaki ito. Para itong nanggaling sa gyera at ramdam ko ang pagod niya. Ano ba ang pinaggagawa ng lalaking ito?

Bigla tuloy nagkaroon ng imaginary boxing ring sa paligid, at nakita ko ang sarili kong may hawak na microphone at nag sasalita. On the right corner, Abbigail Alejandro, On the left corner, Maliyah diko alam ang apelyido! "Alam mo Abbigail, Matagal ng mainit ang dugo ko sa'yo and now I know why?" "Oh sige kunwari may pake ako, bakit ba?" Ngayon naman ay nakagat ko ang loob ng pisnge ko para mag pigil ng tawa. "Because you're kulang sa pansin and stupid."

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"UMALIS KANA SABI, hindi na kita kailangan pa at mas lalong hinding hindi na ako mag titiwala sa isang katulad mo, isang kang plastic, pretending that you loved me, wow just wow sherwin." "Hindi kita iiwan dito." "Bingi ka ba, sabing ayokong sumama sayo, susunduin ako ni ate scarlet at baka maabutan niya tayo dito magalit iyon sayo." Inis kong palusot. "Please umuwi kana ayaw na kitang makita pa. Wag na wag ka naring pupunta sa bahay nila ate baka pag nakita kita doon baka masampal lang kita."