Babysitting His Baby
After telling my home AI to turn off the lights, she pointed the remote at the TV and Disney’s big Magic Kingdom logo came up on the screen.
“Does it really have to be The Little Mermaid, Melissa?”
“Yes, Javier, it does.” She reached for a cookie and bit into it. “Now shut up. The movie is about to start.”
Twenty minutes into the animated feature, and I was absolutely lost. I mean, it was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen in my life. The red-haired titular mermaid sang about being sick of living under the sea and wanting to live on land, and to my horror, Melissa knew the lyrics to every song, even the ones sung by the crab. She didn’t miss a beat. I vaguely recalled watching this wi
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