Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

That was the last I heard of him. “Rrrnnnnng,” my phone's ring cut through my thoughts. Tessie. I answered it, grabbing my jacket. “Hey, Tessie,” I said, pinning the phone between my shoulder and ear while I struggled with the zipper. Tessie's laughter echoed through the speaker. “Guess what?” “What's so funny, Tessie?” I asked, annoyed as I searched for my hair band under the bed. “Sorry, just a message from my boyfriend. You wouldn't understand.”

Max smiles, “You build blanket forts, you tell jokes, you know how to ballroom dance.” “I don’t tell jokes,” I explain. “Chad said you do. Lucy told him some of the jokes. It made them laugh,” Max replies. Curious, he asks, “Could I hear one?” I shake my head, “It was corny jokes to cheer her up is all. It was, “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Things most kids hear on a playground.” Max looks disappointed. Taking a deep breath, I say, “A cheeseburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.”

Chuckles broke out around the room, but I wasn’t done. "Maybe two giant minions! Ooh, clown shoes with little bells. And when you’re hosting some super-serious Alpha meeting, I’ll moonwalk past the door in some red Mickey Mouse pajama pants and some bright unicorn rainbow-shi.tting t-shirt on.Singing Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." Lucas laughed out loud. The others joined in. Ayden stared at me in disbelief, probably wondering if I was actually serious. "And then, when someone steps out to say, 'Do you mind?' I’ll go—" I switched to a squeaky voice, "Oh, sorry! Super-hearing? Never heard of it!"

I believe that if I had said that aliens had invaded the earth it would have caused less commotion in those men. ___""It can't be you're dead. Victor says __isso is what I wanted isn't it little brother but as you can see I'm very much alive. ___What is this joke? Gregory says ___""the only joke here is you three. . I point an incisive finger at Gregory, his three-year-old daughter who looked at me in astonishment, still not believing it was me there, and at Victor who was shaking looking like a fragile child at that moment.

"And to end it worst she didn’t even said a simple thank you for my help. Instead she said that SHE helped Me to clear MyY debt. Can you believe it?" "Hahahahah. Please top it I will die laughing so hard." MInhu said clunching stomach while laughing at Ahn’s misery "WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING" Ahn yelled at Minhu to no avail. He just couldn't stop himself. "HAHAHA" Well, that made Minhu laugh even more louder. “I don’t think I have laughed this much in my entire life” Minhu said still laughing hysterically. ‘It is not everday that the great Ahn getst fooled by a girl! This is marvelous' Minhu laughed even more with the thought.

He chewed his lower lips and his cheeks as he said in his baby voice, “Why does momma always call me Junior Nivaan? I don’t want to be a junior… I am a big boy now… call me only Nivaan!” I giggled as I picked him up in my lap and kissed him. Looking at him lovingly, I asked, “Do you want to know the story of Your Uncle?” His eyes lit up and he bobbed his head like a rattle. I laughed at his eager expression and started narrating the story, “Your Uncle’s name was Nivaan Lovelock…” His cute little eyebrows furrowed and he said, “Why is his name the same as mine?” Kevin fell into step with me and said, “You will find out when you hear his story…”

Minho folded his arms around his chest and looked up to Jun. He investigated, 'What are you doing here right now'? Jun responded, 'Hea wanted to meet me so I came here just to spend a great time with her'. TaeHwan tightened his jaw. Jun asked Nora, 'Would you like me to tell you another joke'? She shook her head with excitement and he stated, 'Humans cannot live without me'.

Abbey said with a wry smile, "but I don't think so." "Why not?" Lucy looked thoughtfully up at the rapidly darkening sky. Her face brightened and she turned back to her friend. "How about Mick the plumber? His hands are rough, but he's got a large dick. And as an added bonus, he'll unclog your sink." Abbey laughed. "No thanks." "Okay, what about Lance? Sensitive new age guy. He recites poetry when he's climaxing. Actually, on second thoughts, he's not a good idea. The last thing you need right now is a sensitive man."

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.