Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

he said, his eyes sparkling with amusement. She raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "What is it?" she asked, her voice curious. Mino took a deep breath, launching into a ridiculous tale about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a school assembly. He mimed the actions, making her laugh with his silly gestures. As he told the story, Mino's face contorted with exaggerated expressions, his voice rising and falling with comedic timing. He was a natural-born storyteller, and she found herself giggling uncontrollably at his antics.

Raising my brow I asked him what he found so funny about being manhandled. Shaking his head he said, “I've never seen him jealous and found it humorous.” Glancing back at the doors Nathan had exited from I shook my head. “I don't think he's jealous of me. He is just a stupid butthead,” I stressed and sat back down with them snickering. Glancing between them I started giggling as well. Their laughter was contagious. “What classes do I have next, Mini?” “Physics and then physical education,” she said with a blah.

But this…it can’t be real. “Oh, forgive me, you—r majesty, I guess.” I paused, expecting all of us to burst into laughter at the silly joke. The laugh never came. Only stern looks from everyone around. “You’ve got to be kidding me, this really isn’t some twisted movie?” Their stares hardened. The minion stepped forward, staring daggers at me. “Your majesty, let me teach this girl a lesson.” The supposed majesty stopped him and focused on me. “You need a job?”

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"Of course! I’d love to help." Joxan, however, snorted and turned away, clearly displeased. Enlyan chuckled at his reaction but then remembered something. "By the way, what were you laughing at earlier?" she asked casually. Mini’s eyes widened as she recalled the video. With a triumphant smile, she quickly pulled out her phone and handed it over. "Ely, look at this! Daimon got peed on the face by a kid! Hahaha! Serves that scumbag right!"

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“It’s my favorite subject. I can tutor you if you want.” “You must love studying. I’m guessing you’re from 7-Mercury.” “I am. You?” “7-Uranus.” “How is it over there?” “Sucks. The only thing it’s good at is being the punchline of the cornball joke.” “What cornball joke?” “‘Where’s your class?’” Francine did a mock dialogue. “‘Ur-anus.’”

It had felt as if a knife had sliced through her eyes, it wasn't ready for such bright light. She could hear laughter from the corner of the kitchen door. Jae Hwa knew too well who this mocking voice belonged to. Her best friend but also her worst nightmare, Min Jun. The prankster was at it again, she didn't know he was at home because she left the house just after he did. "I thought I heard the hamster come in." Min Jun sneered, taunting Jae Hwa. "You idiot, you should have warned me before doing that."Jin Hwa snapped, her eyes still undergoing the aftermath of his actions.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"Hahahaha!!!" They could have sworn that ever since they were born, they had not heard such a hilarious joke before. 'It is way too funny.' "What is this brat muttering? Within a second, he can make us see our own brains and its juices? I can't take it, I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to cry." A Rank 7 Evolved One looked at Lucas scornfully. "Hey brat, do you know that we're Rank 7 Evolved Ones?"