Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

Noah's tone grew comforting, "I'm sorry to hear that. They'll be fine, you know. They love each other." Jemma replied, "Yeah, I hope so." Noah sensed the need to lighten the mood. "You know what always makes me feel better when things are tough?" Jemma's curiosity piqued, "What?" "Jokes! Let me tell you one. Why did the scarecrow win an award?" Jemma chuckled, "I don't know, why?" "Because he was outstanding in his field!" Noah quipped. Jemma laughed, "You always know how to make me smile, Jimmy."

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

He turned around and found Rei's head peeking out of the room. "There you are," he started limping back. Rei saw his bloody thigh and his head tilted to the side, asking him what happened. "Your stupid knife." Minos tossed Rei's blade back to him. "Did you stab yourself with my dagger?" Rei asked. Minos might not see his mouth but he could tell that the foreigner is laughing right under his mask. "I didn't stab myself. What are you laughing at?" he said with annoyance, "Weeks of traveling together, hundreds of jokes, and this is what you find funny?"

I checked his temperature and he frowned. Maybe I was exaggerating but being with this man for entire two weeks, I realized that he must have talked only a few lines or a few words. I stared at him and raised my eyebrow. From the corner of the eye, he too looked at me and raised his chin as if questioning me. I shook my head and grinned widely. "Ah! I'm not done yet. So about the cute, yellow minions . . . they like bananas, aren't they naughty?" * * *

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

he said, his eyes sparkling with amusement. She raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "What is it?" she asked, her voice curious. Mino took a deep breath, launching into a ridiculous tale about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a school assembly. He mimed the actions, making her laugh with his silly gestures. As he told the story, Mino's face contorted with exaggerated expressions, his voice rising and falling with comedic timing. He was a natural-born storyteller, and she found herself giggling uncontrollably at his antics.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

said Jisung with a chuckle. "Do you really wish to die, don't you?" Asked Hyun Jin angrily while showing his hand ready for a punch. Jisung was ready to tease him more but Young Ho interrupted him. "Why are they laughing, Jisung?" Asked Young Ho impatiently, who has been waiting for Jisung to tell him about their conversation, but he didn’t want to disturb the conversation between brothers. "Oh? Oh Yeah! Min Jun cracked a flirty joke like, he always does. He called himself Romeo” said Jisung in a plain tone as his attention was still towards Hyun Jin.

Who is busy gently rubbing her finger on my skin. " It's good for your skin. Relax. " Mini chuckles. " I'm feeling like a one month older baby. " I grunt. Both chuckle, " Oh my baby! " Sippy taps on the top of my neck. " First, get married mommy! " I mock and laugh hearing my own joke. " Is this a joke? " Mini smirks.

We headed out with the help of Paul as we got onto the van and headed out somewhere to have breakfast. "Guys I know you missed me. So I have a knock-knock joke." I hollered, excited. "Oh no. Milo don't, please we didn’t really miss you that much.” Lucius stops me. I frown, “Don’t be rude. It's funny I swear." I insisted. "You've got like 20 knock-knock jokes and only five are funny." Rowan complained. "It's funny. C'mon. Just one." I insisted again but they whined as if my knock-knock jokes were that horrible. So I ignored them and carried on with my joke, "Knock knock."