Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

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“You haven’t happened to see any arrow around here somewhere, have you? I was just checking over the weapons I brought with me. The ones that are right next to me over there, and I realized I might be missing one. However, I brought so many guns with me it’s difficult to say for certain.” “Nope, haven’t seen any,” Ray replied. Min just shook his head. When Ash was out of earshot again, he leaned forward. “Do you think they realize how bad of actors they are?” “You should seem them trying to distract people. It’s like watching a comedy sketch. Are you sure you want to continue this game? It is you that they’re threatening.” “Oh, pshh. It’s fun. What can we do next?” At one point, Min even con

Ji-ho blurted out the first joke on her mind. There was a respectable moment of silence prior to Min-a flipping around in his chair to face her. “Bro Really?!” He snapped, staring at her with wide eyes. “What?!” Ji-ho feigned innocence knowing properly that the joke was supposed to be a subtle shade at herself. “Do you think that in any way, any of this is funny?” Min-a snapped again. A vein popped on the left side of his head and Seung-ho noticed it.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I leaned back, crossing my arms, eager to challenge his bravado. His laughter echoed again, rich and deep, filled with genuine amusement. "You're going to be trouble," he remarked, turning to leave, the way he moved suggesting confidence and purpose. "Hey," I called out, my voice sharper than I intended, cutting through the tension lingering in the air. "What’s your name? Or should I just call you ‘Minion’?" I shot back, hoping to provoke a reaction.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

She said, "Okay, my bad for thinking green." "What's long and hard and full of semen?" Evan said before beaming. "Evan?" Shantelle warned. "I swear, I am not being green," Evan objected. "Okay, what is it?" Shantelle finally asked. "What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine," Evan said, leaving Shantelle laughing so hard again. "Please don't tell me these jokes are in Lucas' book?" Shantelle asked. "No. No. I purposely searched them online to make you smile, Wifey," Evan said before adding, "What's so easy to get into but so hard to get out?"

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"