Msg Funny Novels & Stories

It’s the aubergine emoji and the water splash one along with the tongue sticking out. It gets harder to breathe. ‘What-‘ I start typing. ‘are you talking about?’ I send the message. ‘Don’t play dumb, we know.’ ‘Lmao’ ‘No escaping sissy’ ‘At least someone’s getting creampied’ ‘Who’s the guy?’ Every message is dropping at once so I don’t have time to check the name tag and know who sent what but each text leaves me confused. Do I just play along? For all I know they could be joking.

She sent him a laughing emoji, followed by the message,“Now, each time you chat with someone, think of my mouth dragging across your body, going lower...” Bloody hell.“Fuck, Jade. Now I can’t wait for this night to end.”

Group chat in F******k and non-stop messages. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul’s hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. …… Someone else sends you lucky money, it's difficult to control yourself not to open it, red envelopes $10 of "Firefighters are good at catching cats" also worked Fiona startle.

See you xo. She couldn't help but smile because of it as she clicked the link that was with the message. It was really a F******k account for her, and there were even four thousand likes already!

He saw my message and is now replying. What have you done Fari? Now ready to meet the truck of embarrassment. I closed my eyes praying for him to ignore my stupid text and just greet me normally. Ting. I heard and looked at the message. ‘’I know my munchkin is on the other side,’’ I replied turning red with an ear-to-ear smile. I was about to message him back and then it happened. Mansoor buddy video calling. This appeared on phone. What should I do now…..

Taking the first bite, I took my phone from my pants pocket and frowned when found a message from someone called ‘Sexy Roomie’. Strange! I never saved anyone’s contact details by this name. Chewing my inner cheek, I opened the message that just had three words with a sad emoji, Missing you, kitten. :-(

Didn't want to open it but the notification got annoying and I wanted to snooze it only to tap on the messages from unknown. "What tye fu@k?" ... TBC

I opened my eyes when the sound of my phone's notifications hitted my ears . I took my phone and looked at it and got shocked as it was filled with notifications specially from f******k and I*******m . Ok so it was my birthday , I*******m and F******k wished me a lot and my some so called friends also added some stories for my birthday and many messages were there but in those messages there was not of my mom and dad's message not even a single happy birthday was there from their side and here I was waiting for their call .

Will Ruby be able to get a message to Maddog? Thank for reading, guys; I love you all x

I did another selfie and sent them to my mum’s number. Me: Next time I’ll bring you here to visit. Mum: Looks like you’re having fun! x Me: I am! Also, I sent you a postcard this morning. UwU Mum: What does uwu mean? Me: It’s a smiling face! Mum: Oh! You kids and your weird chat things. I am going to go to bed now. Take care dearie! Me: Okay. Sleep well!