April Fool's: His Affair Was No Joke
My husband, Jayson Kaiser, calls me late at night, his tone tinged with apology.
"I'm sorry, Sherry… I cheated on you."
Everyone around us knows that he loves me more than life itself. It's impossible for him to ever cheat on me, so the moment I realize it's April Fool's Day today, I reply with a laugh, "And I cheated on you too."
He doesn't seem the least bit surprised, however. In fact, he sounds relieved.
"That's good. Now I don't feel as guilty. The divorce papers are in the second drawer of the nightstand. You can sign them now."
I'm just about to praise him for his convincing act when he hangs up on me. I pull open the nightstand drawer with a grin, but immediately freeze in place