Nasty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I sneered. I calmly looked at him as he took the cup, drank a large gulp, and quickly spat the water out. "Hot! Whot did youth do?" His tongue was so burned that his speech became slurred. "Just disinfecting your mouth a little," I replied. I looked at the lipstick mark on his shirt with disdain. It was the same shade as what Melissa was wearing. I added, "If you keep licking cheaply made lipstick, you'll end up with lead poisoning."

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

I answer him now getting bored of his stupid pick up lines. "No I'm sure we've been on a date once or twice"He says. "Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice"I answer him now debating if I should leave. "You know I can give myself to you"He says moving closer to me. His breath stinks "Sorry but I don't accept cheap presents" "Hey come on were both here at the bar for the same thing"The guy says trying to grab my ass. "Yep to pick up chicks "I tell him taking my last shot of tequila and let's just say I am a little bit tipsy.

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

As I hiked through the vibrant green meadows toward the summit, I stretched my arms wide, letting the gentle breeze wash over me. With a soft click, someone captured the moment. Turning around, I was taken aback to find a strikingly handsome man standing just behind me. His soft blue eyes and sharp, chiseled features marked him as the quintessential foreign gentleman. To my surprise, he spoke in a language I knew all too well. "Hello, I couldn't help but notice your beautiful silhouette. I hope you don't mind, but I took a photo." He waved the camera in his hand. I smiled and shook my head.

He brought his glass to his lips and peered sultrily at her over the rim as he took a sip. Sasha nearly rolled her eyes. God, could he have been any more cliché with that pickup line? Well, she would take it like that, even though she'd hoped for more originality. After all, she'd seen men go speechless at the sight of her. "Maybe the same thing as you," she answered. "Is it?" The man flashed her a meant-to-be-dazzling smile. "And whatever might that be?" "I don't know," Sasha replied, matching his sultry tone. "Why don't you tell me?"