Nasty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“How can your heart have an attack, it's with me.” Nandini stared at Manik with wide eyes as he just used such a cheesy pick up line on her. It's been months since they were together and she never heard or witnessed him acting cheesy. “Manik, are you fine?” Nandini gulped and checked his temperature. He chucked in response. “I'm absolutely alright. But I would be better, if you let me execute my plan now.” “What plan?” She asked in surprise.

“You’re not any woman. I grabbed you because you’ve been in my head for the last damn month and it’s drivin’ me crazy. Who are you?” Macie snorted. “That is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.” Those blue, blue eyes narrowed. “That wasn’t a pick up line.” “Good thing, because it sure as hell isn’t working.” “Look. Let’s start over. I’m an artist. And I’d like—” “—to show me your etchings?” She snickered. “Har har. I really am an artist.” “Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.”

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

Haze's signature look was his hairstyle, the base of it was black while the upper part was dyed Electric blue, he also had a slit on his left eyebrows. "Damn gurl... Did you just fart? because you blew me away" He smirked at me thinking he had said something charming "Seriously? That's terrible!" I cringed at his annoying pick-up line "No, it's not, you're just shy to give in to me" He responded. "You know, your boobs remind me of Mount Rushmore... My face should be among them" He added. Haze has been trying to get into my pants for years but all with failed attempts.

I laughed in surprise when Adams swung his arms around my shoulder and kissed my cheek. “She’s angry because you snagged the most handsome man in the room tonight.” Adams could not be described as delusional. With his towering height and lean physique, he was a absolute head turner, sadly the only person that had my attention tonight was Pierce. “Lucky me, I guess.” I joked letting a more natural smile spread over my face. “If anyone is lucky, it would be me. I get to stare at your beautiful face for the rest of the night.” Color crept up my cheeks. “What have I told you about trying out your pickup lines on me? I don’t appreciate being a test subject.”

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.

"Didn't feel like switching them on." A short, irritated laugh escaped me. "Seriously? That's your excuse? What are you, a vampire now?" He smirked, clearly enjoying our little back-and-forth. "Maybe I am. You know, just waiting for the right moment to sink my teeth into you." "Gross," I shot back, rolling my eyes right back at him. "You need to work on your pick-up lines, Ryder. That one's just pathetic." "Now if you're done playing your little games, I've got things to do," I said, brushing past him and heading for the door.