Naughty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"I just couldn't stand seeing her with you and she keeps badmouthing me. I don't know why she hates me." Nicholas knelt to her level, "I'm sorry. I should control her more. She just can't take the fact that I fell for you easily. I mean, it's hard not to fall when it's you." She smiled, "Are you using pick up lines on me now?" "They are not pick up lines, that's the simple truth. I fell like an idiot and I don't regret it." He said and kissed her. He pulled away, "Were you waiting for me? You don't usually come in here."

His scent and body already tell me it's him. He chuckles—the sounds resonating within me, straight to my womanhood. "I'll want to come in as a ghost in the night and steal the woman in red forever, without her knowing." He chants, pressing a quick kiss to my earlobe. "Hmm…where did you learn that line?" I ask, wanting to humor him. "Ouch. Baby, are you saying I can't create perfect pickup lines in my head without reading it anywhere?" He feigns hurt.

“How was work?” My blush instantly overwhelms my face. “I feel so…naughty,” I reply. “Lying to my mom like that.” Nate pulls away from the house and does a U-turn, heading in the direction of Malibu. “Well, you could have fooled me and anyone else. Because you look like the most innocent girl to ever walk the Earth.” My jaw drops. “Stop. Do I really?” Nate nods and grins. Giggling, I tease my hair up and toss it to one side. Biting my lip, I raise up one shoulder and flash him my best naughty-girl eyes. “What about now?”

He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured. "Why do I need a pickup line when I could get whatever I want in a blink and you are not an exception, I could make you strip without moving a muscle.” I bite my lower lips, trying not to make a funny noise that will give me up. “wait, don’t tell me, my closeness is making you wet your pants already?” “What? You jerk.” I said in annoyance turning my gaze from him to the window avoiding his gaze. Jamie:

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."

My heart started to race, and heat flooded me with the strength of a tsunami. "It looks like I'm into witches," he said, piercing me with his alluring blue eyes, and then he added, "For the last two weeks I fucked she-wolves, but only thought of you." My jaw might have dropped at that moment. Was he serious?! That sounded like the worst pick-up line ever! Did he think I would be impressed by his cocky confession?! Who did he think he was?! Fury rose within me. I was going to yell at him… or slap him…

My mouth clicked shut. He unfolded the paper. "Your grammar is decent. Your vocabulary is varied. But your pacing..." He tutted. "It’s a bit rushed, don't you think?" I stared at him, confused. Was he critiquing my writing style? He looked down at the page and began to read aloud. "The Professor locked the door with a click. He loosened his tie and walked toward her." Hearing his deep, raspy voice read my dirty fantasy was the most humiliating thing that had ever happened to me. It was also the hottest.

"Ms. York, you're truly magnanimous. Still, I hope you can settle your family matters before our deal. The contract can wait." As Queenie reached the door, she turned back and said, "I really admire you, but let me give you some advice. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I look forward to seeing how you handle this."

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

“Right by that bridge, there’s a break in the railing where cars can drive up. Can you pick me up there?” “Absolutely. You still haven’t told me what you’re wearing, though.” “A little black dress.” “Ah. Is it easy access?” “Aren’t they all?” “Some more than others. What have you got on underneath?” I giggled a little as I headed over to the meeting place. “Are you serious?” “I am totally serious.” “What has gotten into you?” “The question is, how long before I’ll be getting into you?” “Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.”