Navy Jokes Novels & Stories

Did you have a dream they got eaten by a cannibal? 'Gosh darn, you suck at jokes,' Nev said rolling her eyes. Izzie nodded in agreement. 'You def need a degree in joke-ology to crack one.' They all turned to stare at her. Naima sighed. It was a sigh that meant she couldn't believe the stupidity of the person she was sighing at — which at that moment was Izzie. 'I think you're the one who needs the degree,' Nev said. 'Yeah,' Thelma and Naima said together. 'I'm still mad at you, so don't go thinking you're forgiven.' Naima quickly added.

His little lies always seem to benefit him. "No, he wasn't lying. I am in the Navy. I am home now, more than likely to stay. I don't think I will have any missions to do anymore." He looks at me smiling, so he is in the Navy then. I want to ask why he won't be doing missions anymore, but I know it will be rude.

he repeated, putting the names together. I nodded slightly, turning to face him, it was my turn to ask, “What’s yours?” “Alessandro…” Navy said with an aloofness to his tone. “I will be 30 in three years…” he added. I made a mental note of the age given, and it suddenly clicked, “You’re 27!” I exclaimed in surprise, smiling at the lame joke he made. Navy nodded softly, “I just turned 27 on February 21st.” “But… our age is not all we need to know about each other.”

Jack comes over first giving us both a hug then Carter does the same; both head off to the other bedroom with their kits slung over their shoulders. "Cheers Noah," They both say in unison; It still makes me laugh when they do that, more so when they finish each other's sentences off. We've owned boats all our lives and virtually grew up on the water; our father was a Navy Officer, Noah left the Navy three years ago when he found out his wife was pregnant, he didn't want the constant upheaval for his wife and daughter he now restores furniture for a living and hes damn good at it, my two younger brothers are both in the navy, and me well I'm a Navy seal I always wanted to push myself that lit

Wilder’s eyes searched mine the way Kaelis’ had and he shook his head when he finally found what he was looking for. “I felt that slap in my balls,” Hudson said, and I started to laugh. “There’s nothing wrong with getting slapped around a little,” Wilder said. “There’s something seriously wrong with you,” Navo said. “I’ll take you out one night,” Hudson said, and Navo barked out a laugh. “No fucking thank you. There are no fingers going into my ass and no surprise butt plugs either,” Navo said. “Yeah, they all say that … until it happens,” Hudson said, grinning like a madman.

He boastfully imagined that he must have fed her at least a pint of dick juice. "God, I feel like a stud!" he exclaimed, his dripping penis still as hard as a rock. Manuela looked up at her excited uncle with a sticky smile. "Mmmmm, you're cute," she told him. "You know how long it's been since anybody called me that? Cute?" Roy laughed. "When, Uncle Roy?" Manuela gurgled as a stray glob of jizz caught in her wind-pipe. "I was in the Navy," Roy said. "I picked up this girl in a bar. She said I was cute."

Kabir said slightly smirking and navya look at them with shocked. " I have heard those lines before." Navya muttered but heard by manik and kabir. Manik was trying to control his laughter because navya and kabir past record was hilarious. Kabir wants to rule but navya wants to stand with logics so they used to fought almost everyday.

He looked at me. “No shit?” I laughed at him. “They sink ships and all that stuff. Do you think a ship could sail in this place? I mean really, do you have to look around to answer that question?” Suddenly Kai busted out laughing. He smacked his leg. “I was just pulling your leg man. Someone has got to lighten the mood around here.” I shook my head at him.

he murmured, his eyes burning into mine. Something invisible pulled between us. My chest rose and fell with his. I wanted to lean closer, to drown in that look. “Are you two about to start making out?” Navy’s voice snapped the moment in half. She slid into the chair across from us, smirking. I jerked upright. Zane’s scowl was sharp enough to cut glass. Heat filled my cheeks. I must have looked guilty, like a kid caught sneaking sweets. Navy raised her hands with a sheepish grin. “Sorry. Bad joke. Can I sit here?”

“Yeah, it’s just me. Fucking Spackler… “ I raised my eyebrows… “got Locke stuck in the mud and then broke his ankle. So yeah it’s only me… what? Don’t they swear in the Navy anymore?” “No ma’am we certainly do not. They busted me down to Private once for saying ‘darn it’.” “They don’t have Privates in the Navy.” I looked down at my crotch, looked back at her, then leaned forward, “I beg to differ. We most certainly do have privates.” She cocked her head a little. “Alright then, Captain, is it?” “Almost. Lieutenant.” “Full looey?” “Well, JG. Junior Grade.”