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What if you're broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.

" You're my boyfriend?" Hindi makapaniwalang tanong ni Samantha habang nakatitig sa napakagwapong mukha ng binatang kaharap na walang iba kung hindi ang CEO ng Cromwell Enterprise. Luther Devmon Cromwell, gwapo makisig at higit sa lahat ay mayaman. Ngunit sa likod ng gwapo nitong mukha ay nagtatago ang isang mapanganib na katauhan. Isang Mafia boss. Samantha Lee Vasque, isang dalaga na biniyayaan ng maganda at perpektong katawan ngunit nagtatago ang napakamisteryosong katauhan. Sa gitna ng isang mapanganib na operasyon, Aksidenteng nasagasaan ni Luther isang inosenteng dalaga na nagresulta ng pagkawala ng ala-ala nito. Dahil sa isang dahilan ay napilitang magpanggap na kasintahan ito ng dalaga. Ngunit papaano kung ang katangian nang babae ang pinaka-ayaw niya sa lahat? Makulit, pakielamera at higit sa lahat, maingay! At papaano kung ang babaeng nasagasaan ay mayroon ding itinatagong sikreto? Magagawa ba nyang itago ang sikreto o maakit siya sa sikreto ng babaeng nasagasaan?

In the year 2020, the world faced Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2, and took several years to slowly recover from its immense effect. Thirty years after, another virus rose and affected the world's population in just a few weeks. The health workers couldn't determine what exactly the virus is, its type, and the way it is being passed from person to person despite the advanced and improved technology. Because of this and the sudden virus outbreak, the World Health Organization assigned Richforte Medical Team for a research mission for the virus and find a cure for it as soon as possible. Would they be able to accomplish this mission if, in the next few hours, the world would have what they called Zombie Apocalypse?

Do you think you can have any girl you want? I don't even know you, and you asking me to marry you just because we had a one night stand. meet Elsa, a non- famous actress that can do anything apart from sex to secure her job. and meet Raymond Yates, a heir and a business man, who thinks his money can get him anything. will Raymond be able to get Elsa to marry him? and would she be able to fall in love with him? join me as we ride into this love story.

Alkohol adalah racun, Kesucian Katya Cessa Martin, gadis remaja berusia tujuh belas tahun itupun terenggut saat dirinya mencoba menenggak minuman haram itu bersama teman laki-lakinya. Seketika malam itu berubah menjadi petaka dan meninggalkan trauma yang membekas pada diri Katya. Pergi, itulah yang ingin dilakukannya, Menjauh dari Pria yang sudah menorehkan luka dan aib padanya. Disaat yang sama Aeron, laki laki yang merenggut kesuciannya sedang mencari keberadaannya setengah mati. Lantas, bagaimana Katya melanjutkan hidupnya?

Si Francine Forenbach ay ang Prinsesa ng Green River Pack. Ang dakilang anak na babae ng Lycan King. Sa edad na katorse anyos, ang pamilya Forenbach ay nakilala ang isang hindi kilalang sibilyan. Binigyan siya ng pamilyang Forenbach ng mga kasuotan, pagkain, at tirahan. Laging malungkot ang buhay ni Azure mula nang siya ay isilang. Ngunit sa pagpasok niya sa Pack, sinimulan niyang pag-isipang muli ang desisyon na laging bumabalot sa kanyang isipan. Nagkaroon ng damdamin si Francine para kay Azure. Habang sila ay lunalaki, nakita ni Azure ang kanyang sarili na mahinang lalaki pagdating kay Francine. Napagtanto na ang kanyang damdamin para sa kanyang "kapatid" na babae ay hindi resulta ng kanilang pinagsamang pagkabata. Ngayong pareho na silang nasa tamang edad, dapat alamin ng dalawa kung paano mauunawaan ang kanilang nararamdaman bago pa maging mas kumplikado ang mga bagay-bagay. Imposibleng mahalin siya nito. Bawal niyang mahalin si Francine. Kasalanan ang mahalin ang dalaga. Si Francine ang kanyang nakababatang kapatid na babae. Pero ang tanong... paano niya malalabanan ang inosenteng kulay tsokolate na mga mata nito?

Karmila dijebak sahabat karibnya. Dia dibuat mabuk dan akan dijual kesuciannya pada Big Boss. Karmila berhasil meloloskan diri lalu diselamatkan oleh Nadio, seorang eksekutif muda yang sukses di karir, tetapi gagal dalam percintaan. Sialnya, justru sang penolong yang merenggut kesucian Karmila saat tak sadarkan diri. Bagaimana nasib Karmila?

On the night my dad kicked me out, I drank too much and slept with my “brother” It was a one night mistake. Yet, he proposed and claimed me as his mate, his luna. When I woke up, my mom's body was cold. The color was drained from her half-opened eyes, and I could see no signs of life. My father told me that she purposely drank poison to kill herself. But that was a lie. My mother would never kill herself; she would never leave me. That night imprisoned me. - “It wasn’t a mistake,” “What are you talking about, Jonathan?” I asked him. “Arina, you are my mate. You were born to be my luna,” he said. His face showed no signs of humor. “I wasn’t born to be anybody’s luna,” I shot back. “Arina, I love you…” he spoke softly, still staring into my eyes. I could feel the wolf in me stirring; something that I had never felt before. She was awakening; the fire that burned so deep inside of me was beginning to flare. “Love?” I heard myself saying. “There’s no such thing as love…” After everything I knew about “love”, what my mother went through when she married my father, love didn’t exist. “Give me a chance to prove you wrong. Marry me.”

Hindi inaasahan ni Yorzuana Ghitt na ibebenta siya ng kaniyang mga magulang sa isang lalaki kapalit ng bilyon-bilyong halaga. Naisipan lang na bilhin siya ni Roger Mizores dahil sa pagnanasa niya rito at walang halong pagmamahal sa dalaga. Ngunit sa kabila ng pagiging matigas na puso ni Roger, paninilbihan ang isinukli ni Yorzuana sa kaniya hanggang sa magsawa ito dahil sa pag-amin ng binata na binili lamang niya ito. Nasaktan, nagpakamatay ngunit muling babangon. 'Yan ang nangyari kay Yorzuana nang hindi niya inaasahan. May magagawa ba si Roger para sa dalaga?

She has a lot to learn about the world of shadow walkers, including the perils they face. It isn't until nineteen year old Alison Colby, inherits an old family estate house that she discovers the secret that her parents kept from her. Not only is she a shadow walker, but she is of royal lineage and is expected to assume the throne soon. Fortunately, Nick Jackson is willing to teach her all she needs to know, since he just so happens to be a shadow walker himself..and he is in love with her. Unfortunately, so is his competitive cousin, Martin... and when it comes to a contest of women, Martin always wins. SHADOW LOVE BOOK ONE BEGINS A GRIPPING, SEXY, AND EXCITING STORY THAT CONTINUES IN SHADOW LOVE BOOK TWO!