Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Which was practically a lie because I have never really been on the receiving end of a pickup line but I was not going to succumb to his flirty behaviour. "Ouch, that hurt my poor heart, princess," Collin pouted, placing his hand dramatically over his chest. "How about I try my other line?" "How about a cup of coffee," I countered, ignoring his attempt at another pickup line. "I'm in dire need of a steaming coffee." "I saw a café on the way to the hospital. I can take you there, and we can try out my other lines," Collin suggested with a playful grin. **{••}**{••}**

"I know you were at the fair. My memory is all botched but I know you helped me." He was bending down to steal a kiss when her Uber driver honked. "Okay, you owe me now. How about you give me your number so I'll collect my payment when we meet again? I'm not in New York for a long time." He said. Emily smirked, "You have the worst pickup lines." She said as they exchanged contacts. As her car pulled away, he sent her a quick text. His heart was gladdened for the first time in a long time.

“I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but stop it.” Brandon blinked innocently. “But Braze, darling, we’re just showering you in affection.” “Then do it another way! He exclaimed, flailing slightly. “A way that doesn’t involve you randomly saying bad pickup lines in order to embarrass me.” “I’ll have you know that those ‘bad pickup lines’ were one hundred percent true. The older man huffed, tugging lightly on Braze's hair. “And you didn’t even say anything back. Win sighed, flashing his parabatai a mock-saddened look. “Do you not think we’re worthy of cheesy pickup lines?”

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

I shyly but my lower lip. He smirks. "You're cute Thea." I rolled my eyes at him. "If that's your pick up line, dude it's so bad." Khaleel laughs while throwing his head back. "You are so lucky I treat as a sister and I'll forgive you for saying that." I chuckle. "But unfortunately that wasn't a pick up line, Thea. And I don't tell women they're cute. I'm not high school. I'm a man."

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

I'm gonna get enough of her belly pecks. " I... I don't know what you saw in me and why you love me this endlessly that you ain't mad at me at all. How come? How can you love me to this limit? " she questioned more not believing me. However, I smiled at her and said " A devil always loves his beauty. And you're my beauty because you have made my life beautiful. " " So dead pick-up lines " she whispered but shed tears. " Let some sleep babe," I said back hugging her.

she said, eying Race with curiosity. Race took a deep breath and calmly said that cheesy pick-up line from two years ago. "I don't normally kiss women I don't know, but for you, I'll make an exception." He hoped that was the exact words he used back when they first met, but he honestly couldn't be sure.

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"