Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

They were so much moved by this pick up line that they couldn’t even allow him to finish. “I could search my whole life through and through and never find another you. If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you.” “As the days are passing by, my love for you is growing strong. Please be mine forever. Please belong to me. You are my life's most wonderful song. Please marry me, Erica.” He said the last few lines and my fork dropped for my hands, not attracting them since they were all focussed on the proposal.

Why? Because [punchline]. | As Kate accessed the feature, she was presented with some of the most popular pick-up lines from across the country. Ecto would deliver the first half, she would press NEXT, and he would reveal the punchline. Some of her favorites were: | Is your name Goggle? … ’cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for. | Is your name wi-fi? … ’cause I’m really feeling a connection. | Is Geometry your favorite subject?

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

Abel is still trying to get on her good side, hence the candy. “D’you love me enough to ditch this wedding and elope with me instead?” Abel asks innocently, batting his lashes. Ariana ends up coughing out her Skittles at the question. “Know your place.” And after clearing her throat, continues, “Do you use that pickup line on everyone?” He grins. “Only to the ones I actually want an answer from.” “Works like a charm, doesn’t it?” To her surprise, Abel easily shrugs. “Dunno. You’re the first one I’ve asked and you’ve yet to answer me.”

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

The memory was so vivid I could almost smell the candles—he always mixed the scents just right. A real smile tugged at my lips since I lost them for the first time. “And when he screwed up? Forget flowers—he’d come home with a spa gift card. Oh, and his jokes…” I laughed wetly. “God, the terrible pick-up lines.” “Like what?” Luke asked softly as he pulled back onto the road.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

Simon laughed and Emily rolled her eyes burying herself on her book once again. "I've g****ed once how to make someone fall in love with you." Jennifer laughed, I snap my head to look at her so fast, did she really g****ed that? She giggled and continued, "I didn't actually go through with anything g****e said, it was all full of really dumb pick up lines and all this about be yourself crap and tell her that she has pretty hair? I did find a pretty good theory about Jon Snow's mum though..." "You're such a charmer." I laughed and kissed her again. She was kissing my face repeatedly until we heard someone make a gagging/chocking sound. I turn to see Dimitri wal

He said dreamily. "You know you have the worst pick-up lines?" I said and burst out laughing. He sighed and said "What to do Sweetheart? Love is messy and hard! 'I hate the sin, but love the sinner'!" He said and this time I smiled sweetly at him. Hmm... he's trying too hard to impress me. While I'm already head over heels in love with him. "Ok let’s get serious now." He said and suddenly kneeled down in front of me. "Cara...... I know I've not been the sweetest guy to you. I already know I don't deserve you. You deserve so much better that I'm scared that one day you'll leave me for someone better. And I definitely don't want that. I know I'm being selfish! But I want you to be mine. MINE i