Pinoy Humor Jokes

On the surface, Aurora Steele lived every woman’s dream, married to the powerful Xavier Steele, mother to a beautiful daughter, her life seemed perfect. But behind closed doors, warmth turned to cold distance, and shadows crept into her home. Her twin sister, Lilith, returned with a son who carried Xavier’s eyes, weaving herself into their lives until Aurora’s world shattered. Poison claimed her daughter. Betrayal silenced her pleas. And just when Aurora thought she had found the cure, death struck her down. But fate was not done with her. Reborn one year earlier before everything went to hell, Aurora steels her heart. No longer the loving wife waiting for scraps of affection, she vows to protect her daughter and expose the lies that once destroyed her. Bound by a contract marriage for one final year, she hides her pain behind a calm smile, even as Xavier grows unsettled by the woman he thought he knew. This time, the betrayed wife will not beg. This time, the forsaken mother will not forgive. And this time, the sister who stole everything… will pay it all back in blood.

Hindi ko inasahan na muli kaming magkikita ng lalaking minsan ko nang minahal… si Michael Brian Lucero. Akala ko siya na ang lalaking makakasama ko habang buhay, pero nalaman kong pustahan lang pala ang dahilan kung bakit siya lumapit sa akin. Pagkamatay ni Papa, hindi na kami tumagal sa iisang bahay—palipat-lipat kami dahil paiba-iba ang kinakasamang lalaki ni Mama. Hanggang sa pinakasalan niya ang isang bilyonaryo, na babago sa takbo ng buhay ko. Sa paglipat ko sa mansyon ng bagong asawa ni Mama, bumungad sa akin ang mukha ng gwapong lalaki na matagal ko nang kinalimutan—si Michael, ang kaisa-isang anak ng stepfather ko. Akala ko, madali lang makisama. Pero nang magtagpo ang aming mga mata, ramdam ko ang kakaibang init sa pagitan namin—isang damdaming mali, pero hindi ko kayang pigilan. Habang pilit kong itinatago ang bawal na damdamin, mas lalo lang akong nahuhulog sa kasalanang hindi ko kayang tanggihan. Dahil minsan, kung ano pa ang bawal, siya rin ang pinakamasarap tikman. “He’s the sin I can’t stop craving.”

Don Romano Maranzano a tout perdu dans les flammes — sa famille, son avenir, sa paix. Désormais, seule la vengeance le maintient en vie. Lorsqu’il kidnappe Lucia Marino le jour de son mariage, elle devient bien plus qu’un simple pion dans sa guerre. Prisonnière de la colère d’un Don et d’un monde de secrets mortels, Lucia doit décider si survivre vaut le prix de céder son cœur. Dans un univers où la trahison est monnaie courante et où l’amour est une faiblesse, un seul faux pas pourrait les consumer tous les deux.

Ivy went home only to find the man she devoted her whole life to cheating with her elder sister. It was supposed to be their wedding day and he didn't show up,breaking his promise after making her give up on her career. Heartbroken, she found solace in the bar and she met someone in her drunken state. The next morning, she had no way to return home because she was now homeless. She pleaded with the one who helped her to take her in, but he refused. Then it struck her. "I heard you are looking for a wife over the phone. Let's get married,"she proposed. A few days later, the media were surprise to see a once famous actress with a renowned billionaire, leading to interviews. Mr. Zack Anderson, usually dismissive of reporters, seemed different that day. "Mr. Zack Anderson, did the once famous actress seduce you for personal gain?" "Who has the right to seduce me other than my wife?" he replied, and someone in his room stood up. "She married my uncle!" Six months later, her husband's sudden confession surprised her.

Five years ago, struggling law student Isla Monroe fell in love with a charming stranger during a whirlwind summer in Tuscany. He was kind, generous, and intensely private. When she discovered she was pregnant, he was already gone—and she had no way of finding him. What she didn’t know was that he was Lucien Wolfe, a reclusive tech billionaire hiding from the world after a public betrayal. Now, their worlds collide when Lucien acquires the struggling startup where Isla works. He’s no longer the soft-spoken man she once knew—he’s ruthless, guarded, and intent on control. But the moment he sees her, something shifts. He doesn’t remember her name, but he remembers her—and Isla knows it’s only a matter of time before he discovers the truth about the little boy with his eyes.

เมื่อมิเชลคุณหนูบ้านรวยผู้เพียบพร้อมไปหมดทุกอย่างดันมีปัญหากับที่บ้านจนต้องหนีพักเรื่องปวดหัวไปเที่ยวทะเลคนเดียวและได้เจอเข้ากับแดนดินที่เป็นพ่อหนู่มบาร์โฮสตัวท๊อปจนเผลอตัวเผลอใจไปมีวันไนท์สแตนด์กับเขา....แต่การเผลอใจครั้งนี้มันดันไม่จบแค่ครั้งเดียว

Elena Vale has spent her entire life sticking to the rules, until the night she's forced into an engagement she never wanted. Fleeing from her high-society cage, she ends up in a grimy bar, drinking with a brooding stranger who offers the one thing she never expected: freedom.  Jack Roman is the last man a woman like Elena Vale should marry. Tattooed, sharp-tongued, and hiding secrets behind his sea blue eyes. He's everything she's been taught to avoid. But when an impulsive drunken wedding turns into a full-blown scandal, Elena seizes the chaos. She makes him a deal — six months of pretending, then they part ways. To Elena, faking a marriage with a stranger is supposed to keep her safe. But as sparks turn to passion, and buried truths come to light, Elena realizes she may have just traded one kind of prison for another. Because Jack didn't just walk into her life by accident… and falling in love with him might just cost her everything.

As I walked down the aisle, bouquet in hand, I scanned the crowd—the very people I’d paid to attend. My heart raced, searching for my husband, but he was nowhere in sight. Panic set in. Was I about to be abandoned on my wedding day? I could already picture the headline: Daughter of Late CEO of Nova White Robotics abandoned at the Altar. Not only would I be humiliated, but my chance to take over the company would slip away, and my enemies would jubilate in my defeat. Just as I was drowning in my sea of doubt, I heard the sound of a hasty footsteps. The crowd turned and gasped in shock as Mason appeared, looking dashing in a sharp three-piece suit. His smile met my gaze, his piercing blue eyes locking onto mine. “Sorry I’m late. My suit didn’t arrive on time,” he said with an apologetic smile. I nodded and the priest began reading the vows, he turned to me and asked, "Will you take Mr. Mason Anderson as your lawfully wedded husband, to love and protect?" I tried to speak, but the words stuck in my throat. I just stood there, lost in confusion, unsure if this was the right choice. * * Determined to secure her place as CEO, knowing marriage is the key to winning over the shareholders, she’s ready to do whatever it takes to take control of her father’s company. But can she overcome the evil forces that threatened to destroy her family , or will they succeed in eliminating her for their own gain? And as for the contract marriage, will it turn out to be her worst mistake or will it blossom into something real, especially when undeniable feelings start to arise?

Nagpakasal si Julliane sa edad na dalawang pu't taong gulang dahil sa isang sirkumtansya na nangyari sa kanyang pamilya. Hindi siya gusto ng lalaki na pinakasalan niya. At sa ikalawang araw ng kanilang kasal ay pinadala siya nito sa Amerika para doon magpatuloy ng pag-aaral. Pero muli siyang nagbalik sa Pilipinas makalipas ng tatlong taon dahil malubha na ang sakit ng kanyang ina. At may isa pa siyang gustong gawin, ito ay ang pirmahan ang annulment paper na nakahanda na agad sa unang pagkikita pa pa lang nila ng kanyang asawa. Pero nagtaka si Julliane, dahil hindi agad pinirmahan ng lalaki ang papeles, dahil dito ay naisip niya na baka may kaunting pag-asa sa kanya na sana ay matutunan rin siyang mahalin ng kanyang asawa.

Esther, who gave up the inheritance of her father's company to get married to Michael, the love of her life, unfortunately caught her husband cheating with her best friend, Maya. She was framed by Maya and her husband, and no one believed her. She was forced to divorce Michael. Esther got involved in a car accident which made her lose her unborn child and her womb; she was told that she couldn't give birth again. Heartbroken, Esther went back home and took her rightful inheritance of her father's company. Esther made a promise to be man-free for the rest of her life and vowed to take revenge on her ex-husband and ex-best friend. After Esther became the CEO of her family's company, John came to Esther, demanding the fifty million dollars her late father owed him. He gave Esther an option to choose between paying off the debt within 3 weeks, or he would sign a marriage contract with her, and after she gave birth to him, the contract would be over. Esther was devastated, knowing she couldn't pay the debt in less than 3 weeks, and she couldn't give birth again. Will Esther pay him off within 3 weeks? Or will she go against the promise she made to herself?