Pinoy Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

Liam cracked a joke he’d heard from one of the Tv shows he watched back at home. ‎ ‎Ivy immediately flushed red. “Liam?!” ‎ ‎Aiden barked out a surprised laugh while Liam awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, "Good one!" the elder bellowed, impressed at Liam’s wits and sense of humor despite his young age. ‎ ‎“What?” Liam muttered defensively towards Ivy. “It’s true.” Liam felt smug at the perfect execution and the smooth reception of his joke. ‎ ‎Ivy groaned in embarrassment while Aiden chuckled warmly beside her.

Joe gave a little moan as the old guy fondled Bambi’s huge jugs. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy?” Joe said to the guy sitting on his left, smiling stupidly. “You can say that again,” the man nodded, sporting an equally stupid smile. “She’s got a great rack eh buddy,” Joe repeated with a laugh, Joe wasn’t exactly the funniest guy in the world, despite his own opinion of himself. The other guy grimaced at Joe’s poor attempt at humor and diverted his attention back to Bambi as she moved on to a young man’s lap and rubbed her warm cleavage in his face.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

Agad naman akong kinabahan at baka sigawan niya ako katulad ng ginawa niya sa tindero ng taho. "Sige, salamat" hindi naman pala siya ganun kamaldita. First impression is really a scam. Hindi mo talaga makikilala ang isang tao sa isang tingin lang o sa isang pagkakamali nito "I don't eat cheap foods" maarte nitong sunod na sabi. Muntik naman akong mabilaukan. Binabawi ko na ang sinabi ko kanina! "Joke lang, pahingi isa ha" bigla niyang kinuha ang isang isaw na natitira. Nakanganga lang ako habang pinapanood siya. Napaka bipolar niya naman!

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

Can I tell you a joke? He nodded and she began: " Well, a couple had three children, and when they were about eight years old, the eldest asked his parents: ‘Why am I called Peninha?’ The father replied: "Oh, son, when you were born, a feather came sliding down and fell right on your little forehead, your mother and I decided to call you Peninha." The other son asked, ‘And why am I called Goty?’ and his mother answered, "Ah, my dear, when you were born, it was the first day of summer and it rained after months on the day of your birth, so we chose to call you Goty. The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?"

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.