Pinoy Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

“Hey, no brooding. This is an adventure, not a prison sentence. Let me distract you.” She turned to him, her expression wary. “What are you going to do? Tell me one of your terrible jokes?” “You wound me,” he said, clutching his chest dramatically. “But yes. Absolutely.” He cleared his throat, adopting a serious tone. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Riele blinked, momentarily thrown off. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts.” The joke was terrible. Absolutely awful. But Riele burst into laughter anyway, the tension in her chest breaking apart with each giggle. Jay grinned, triumphant, as if her joy were his greatest victory.

"Why are you soaking there, the sun is so hot." "They don't want to wait," he said in between laughs. "I just gave them at least P100 so they can buy ice water." "Just drive there!" I don't know about this man but sometimes I just laugh in my head because of what he says. He seemed like he was talking seriously but as a listener, it didn't sound like that. Just like what he said earlier, he's serious but for me, he's throwing a joke. "Did I ever make you smile?"

"Bakit? Anong gagawin mo? Papatapon mo ko sa bundok Tralala?" "No, but I might slice you in million pieces." Namutla ito. Huli na para mabawi ko ang sinabi. "Lo siento." "F-fine. Ang pikon mong kupal ka," naiiling na tumawa ito. Bigla akong nakaramdam ng guilt. Of all people, I should know not to use that joke on him. Yñaki's very sensitive on that part. "Look, I didn't mean it." "I know. We're old enough for that, Liam. I'm good, swear," blangko ang mga matang paliwanag nito.

May manok ng tutuklaw, ako lang dapat. Joke lang! "Famous, girl. Hindi naman maganda!" Inartehan pa talaga niya. Ano bang pinaglalaban ng babae na ‘to? Hindi na ako nakapagpigil, ang dami siyang say, eh! Hindi ko naman hinihingi ang opinyon niya. "Pag inggit, pikit!" Pagpaparinig ko. Kung gawin ko kaya siyang sahog sa pancit, sa tingin ba niya nakakapagsalita pa siya?

“Oh, Trisha just told the funniest joke.” Fiona raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. “A joke? From Trisha? This I’ve gotta hear.” “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll get it,” Trisha said, still grinning. “Alright, here goes. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Fiona blinked, trying to think. “I dunno. Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” Trisha finished with a flourish, proud of herself. Kathryn cracked up again, and Fiona couldn’t help but join in, shaking her head. “Alright, alright, that’s bad, but it’s funny. You should be a stand-up comedian, Trisha.”

I blinked again and I stabbed pj's side. "Really? You speak Tagalog fluently. But you have a slang name" I said while laughing as I drank the juice. "Offcourse. I'm Filipino so I'm obligated to talk Tagalog fluently" he joked then tapped me on the shoulder and smiled at me so I returned the smile he gave me. Of course we are friends so there is no malice in me. The people in the office thought that pj was my boyfriend but if they only knew that leion padin is really my love and boyfriend.

"Thank you, Coach!" The moment Coach Catherine turned around... Pak! Pak! Pak! Three different towels landed on Justin's head. "Aray! Tangina!" Elijah clicked his tongue."Bobo ka kasi." Aaron covered his face, trying not to laugh. "Konting preno naman sa bibig, bro." Even Matt sighed."Mga inside jokes niyo... ipapahamak tayo balang araw." The rest of the team laughed while packing their things.

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

I said keeping an innocent face. "Ohh! My little panda...Don't know how much times cuter you look now. My little bundle of happiness, I could leave anything for you and you are thinking that I will leave you and that too at 3:00am mid night. Who does that?" He exclaimed being startled? "I love you my pooh! My little rhino....you are just a little heavier don't jump on me otherwise you will break one of my bone." He cracked a joke in reward of which he was prized with a set of punches in his stomach.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter