Pirate Jokes Novels & Stories

The pirate asked in a deceptively calm tone. "We just not noticed. Just like you, our eyes have been on the shore. Oh look! That ship's mast is tilted. Guess I was right, four ships are in trouble." Xander rubbed his forehead. "I am surrounded by idiots," he mumbled, suddenly missing his former first mate that he had killed for stealing. "Captain?" The first mate asked, not understanding. "One, plus one, plus two, plus one equals five…" the pirate captain was on the edge of losing it as he held up five fingers.

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

The men alongside Jalen were all pirates. Scarface's real name was Rhinestone Welber, and he was the head of the pirates. The pirates were a group of good-for-nothings, and they had run into Jalen just half a month ago. They had planned to rob Jalen clean at the time, only for him to teach them a lesson and even take out two of their men. Rhinestone and his men were used to bowing to the strong and stepping on the weak, and they made Jalen their master the second they saw how powerful he was. Seeing as he did not know anyone in that foreign land, Rhinestone did not hesitate to take up the position.

Louise lough manically, he then grasped his own face and rubbed them before he glare at them. "I ain't ant you can command mate, beside theirs no rules that states of your property into her so basically we can steal which every catch we want, " he start mimicking the pirates way of speech and he lough proudly with himself beside pirates are all over prideful, so it won't be a problem. "You! We ain't letting you have our fish, we---"

As Mark watched the crew setup the gangplank between the boat and the pier, she whispered, "Maybe I should just push you in the water. What do you think?" Mark looked at her and saw the smile twitching at the corners of his mouth and despite his nerves, he smiled. "That's a little better. Now you don't look like you've just discovered you're in bed with an angry Lorena Bobbitt." "The penis chopper woman?" He muttered, shaking his head. "That's her," Jasmine nodded. "Striking fear into mens pants the world over. At least you know she's not your sister." "That's not even funny," Mark whispered, knowing that he couldn't help but chuckle. As Captain Wales stepped out the cabin onto the rear deck

I found it so funny that a wanted pirate group of over 7 years just surrendered because a captain of a cruise liner told him too. “I know you have a thousand more questions and we will have time to talk but let’s get you some food, my child” Davien, the king/ my father says as we are parking and my stomach growls announcing its opinion. Everyone laughs, Davien just pats my head as he turns around to speak with Ericson and Warrick.

I raised a brow, “Try me.” He grinned like a child who had been given permission to cause chaos, “Okay. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?” I gave him a flat look, “Seriously?” “He made a mint.” I groaned, and it was genuine this time, “Nathan, I swear…” He shrugged, clearly pleased with himself, “There’s more where that came from. Want another?” I rolled my eyes but nodded, “Fine. I could use a few more bad jokes.”

He's trying to one with the woman but before he could make it his father said another word just to purposely interrupt his son. “What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?” asked the old mister Lopez. He was so serious and everyone fall into silence. Before they ask, he already said the next word he was about to say earlier since they are like loading like a slow internet connection 'cause they didn't get what we meant. “This tastes funny,” continue by the old mister Lopez and then after that he burst out in laughter as if that was the funniest joke a someone who could ever heard.

"Jamie boy and taking risks. It won't be long till she finds out you're not genuine." "Not if I pretend to be someone else," I defended. Marco laughed again. "I'll bet a thousand dollars in team heattie boy." "Team what?" I looked at him in astonishment and disgust. "Team heattie boy. Or should I say, JEATHER," he burst out laughing... again. "HEAME," Enzo chuckled. "You two fuck off." I stiffened up. These two were just the worse kind of people when it came to jokes. They were bad and terrible.

Marlee cursed angrily. Since she ran into these guys, it was useless to say any more. Unless she was stronger than them, the space pirates would not let go of any merchant ships. “Retribution? Hahaha! I have been in the space pirate industry for so many years, and so many people died by my hands! Not to mention most of them died of brutal torture. So Ma'am, where is the retribution you mentioned? Why have I never seen it? If there is retribution, let it happen to me! I am not afraid. Hahaha!” The boorish voice barked as he guffawed.