Pirate Jokes Novels & Stories

Debo put his hand on his chest: “Really? Francie: “ Lie! Kataleya: “ Hahahaha Lordylla: “ Zeuck is beautiful! Kilaila: “ He is the youngest of the pirates. Francie: “ I don't like pirates! Especially Zeuck, who also shows off those well-defined abs of his, his strong arms, his courage, that voice of his so... I mean, I think it's all... Absurd! Lordylla: “ Of course you do! Kataleya: “ Hahahaha Francie: “ Seriously! It didn't mean anything to me! Debo: “ Well, you can see how insignificant he is to you! Lordylla ironically: “ “Oh Zeuck, you’re hurt! What happened?" Francie furious: “ Shut up! Everyone laughed at Francie and shook their heads. Dercek and Graden were sitting at a table playing

"Nah, mate. I had trouble with the last one. With the food, drink, kicking and screaming it isn't worth the money. Or the risk. You'll have to take your pickings from the cargo hold like an average pirate." The pirate laughed again. "You always were a crap liar, Icaan. Come on, get up, I know you keep them upstairs somewhere. You can show me where she is and then I'll save you the effort and take her to market instead. No doubt we can have a little fun of our own on the way. I'm sure you'll have broken her in a little by now for me, won't you." "I'm telling you, Kryan, there's no one else aboard today."

Harry said. "Shut up guys, you're making me shy~" I said sarcastically and rolled my eyes. Meh, I don't even know how many times I've rolled my eyes already. "Okay, my turn. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINE-APPLE!" Ione said her joke and I wanna call the FBI already. Police! Open up! Illegal pun jokers on the loose! "Nah. So-so," Erik teased her, "This time, it's my turn. Ahem! Adharia, you hold the KIWI to my heart! Get it? Kiwi to my heart like a key! HAHAHAHA!" He's about to loose it.

"What's so funny?" the pirate asked suspiciously. "Nothing," Seth said. He took a couple steps to the left so that if he raised his hand, the pirate's head would be directly between the war hammer and his hand. "What you playing at?" The pirate rotated his wrist to that his arm still pinned Ale's neck, but the knife was now pointing at Seth instead of her jugular. "That," Seth said the moment the pirate's blade left Ale's neck. He called his hammer with all his might.

The junior captain from Ten Thousand Armies smiled faintly and spoke up as he said, “Should we still keep you guys on board to eat our food and drink our fresh water if we don’t release you? Let me tell you, we will not feed our supplies to you even if we were to feed it to the dogs.” As he spoke, he greeted one of his subordinates around him, “Put the lifeboat down and let them hurry up and get out!” Several pirates exchanged glances with one another, and the expressions on their faces were a little smug.

I don't want to say this but he kinda looks hot while doing it. I coughed and sneezed, I still have a mild fever and I haven't eaten anything. I turned around and return to the bed and sat back. He entered and locked the door and stand next to the cabinet facing me. He just stared at me for seconds and sighed. "So you and my brother knew each other huh, do you also know he's a pirate?" "If I knew he was then I shouldn't have helped him before and let him fall in that goddamn water but well my help will still be useless since he can just save himself because he is a pirate right? Pirates do live in water." I sarcastically replied.

“What? Why?” “Because you just had the best night ever, and the only thing I have is half a hangover and a picture of a guy dressed as a pirate who thinks quoting Top Gun is flirting.” I laughed so hard I nearly slid off the couch. “Oh no, poor Maverick.” “Poor me!” Lila shot back, grinning despite herself. “Next time, you’re bringing me along. I want a mystery man, too.”

He's spinning a macabre tale of how we might likely drown and die if his magic failed. I'm used to seeing him joke irresponsibly but not them. I laugh when I see that Ivar, as fearsome as he looks, has turned white with fear. "Guys, c'mon! Don't tell me you believe that. He's joking. Ivar, lighten up. He's joking, really." Eric chuckles then, obviously enjoying the result of his bad joke. "Yes, guys I'm joking! What? You must think I want to die to believe I would make such a costly mistake. I won't be able to ever return home because your mates would kill me."

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

A spark; a little zing of electricity, and I shivered as the goosebumps crawled along my arms. "How is your day going?" I asked by way of diversion. "Shockingly, as do most Wednesdays here." "I never asked what you do." "Would you believe me if I told you I was a professional pirate, cruising the Thames looking for victims?" "No." "Then I shan't. I guess I'll have to tell you my day job." "I thought your day job was picking up broken girls and fixing them, and selling them into slavery?" "Nah, that's just a hobby I have on the side," he returned. "I'm collecting a set, and you were the last one I needed."