Potter Jokes Novels & Stories

“You’re lying!” “I swear,” I said, laughing softly. “The kettle was all black inside. And the comments—oh my God, the comments were even funnier. People were saying things like, ‘This man just created a new invention: kettle soup.’” Freckles burst out laughing, clutching her stomach. “Oh no, not kettle soup! I can’t—” We were both laughing as we approached the path that led to the lecture hall. The steps were just ahead when suddenly—A loud screech cut through the air.

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

"But I have to be there, after all I'm the Headmaster, my boy, you…" Before he could continue with his grand speech, he was interrupted by bouts of laughter coming from Lord Ravenclaw's entourage. The 'boy' himself was looking at him amused, and even the ghosts around them were chuckling. The Headmaster is not amused, and frowns at the laughter. "Did you understand the joke, Fred?" "I did not, George. And I thought that we were the castle's jokers.."

- I think our extra tonight will be the size of the professor's. I let out a laugh and turned to him. - That would be great! But you're talking about his version before the potion, right? Because otherwise this money won't even cover the cab fare. - I joked and put my hands on my waist. You think you're so funny, playboy bunny. - He threw the cloth he was using to clean the cup at me. I dodged and squeezed my eyes shut before letting out another laugh. - You're very funny, Mr. TK.

He quickly wiped it away. "Wah! I think I got too emotional. Should I tell a joke? Would you like it? Okay, here I go. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the basket ball team?" A small silence followed. And then, "BECAUSE SHE RAN AWAY FROM YHE BALL!! HA HA HA!!" Jake laughed maniaclly, followed by me. If Islette Hargreve would be here somewhere, I'm sure she would be the most delighted. But unlike me, they weren't all so lucky.

At last, Dr Poter makes a sudden appearance with his usual bright smile on his face. Everyone clapped to his entrance, while I was the only one who clapped with full excitement. He laughed and took the micro from his assistant, Jenny. I can't believe I actually stalked my friend's dad, he's my professor and do things that amaze me sometimes. "Well then, let's proceed to the speech." "That is all for the speech, I only have one request to ask." Dr Poter said as he cleared his throat. I stood up straight, my eyes directly looking at him. Hévéa and Thomas snorted out of laughter, mocking me.

She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.