Question Of The Day Funny Novels & Stories

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

A not so unfamiliar voice asked me. "Yes" i replied him. "But you are not sounding normal. Are you...i mean is everyone okay at home" he asked again. "Yes...everyone is good. But if you would call 5 in the morning, person would definitely sound abnormal" i mocked him. "Ya ya whatever. So what is my doll doing" he asked while i rolled my eyes. "I think you should start eating almond daily Mr. Khurana" i said holding my laugh. "Why??" He asked confusingly.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Lucian’s POV As I leaned back in my office chair, I let out a slow breath, my fingers tapping absently against the polished mahogany desk. The past few days had been a whirlwind of unexpected developments, but somehow, it all led back to one particular moment—Brenda’s ridiculous question. Did you see my butt? I let out an exasperated sigh at the memory. Even if I had, what was so special about it? I almost scoffed at the thought, but something in me resisted the dismissive attitude.

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Her eyebrows raised, a questioning look taking over from the smile that was on her face before. “Only the typical smells of the morning; burnt coffee and your fecking body functions.” I responded to Pops in humour. It was the only way I could reply to the question and I knew that it would only get harder as the day went on and the more that people asked me.

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

"Let's play a game! " "Pffff! Another one?! That's enough game for tonight! " "Don't you want to get the answers of your questions? " "What's the rules?" " So it's a neither YES nor NO game, you know how it works ,right?" "Yes this one's easy! " "Haha! " "Why are you laughing?" "However ,there's a slightly sour note! " "Oh no! " "Oh yes ! Haaha! " "What is it then..pfffff...i'm tired if these sour notes! "

We see some particularly hilarious moments from our bachelor and bachelorette parties and, of course, the filmed questions. - "James, how many kids do you want?" asks Reed. - As many as she wants," he says with a smirk. - Tanya, how many kids do you want?" asks Clara. - Plenty! (I'm completely torn.) - How many? - Like... Like the mini Olafs in The Snow Queen!" - Oh goddess," I say, burying my face in James's costume as he laughs as hard as our guests. - "Tanya, which one of you is the grumpiest in the morning?

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.