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Pelican Bay Security is full of hot former Navy SEALS, a small costal town in Maine (with a crime problem), and a group of Bakery Girls waiting to cause trouble. When I moved here to set up a new security company as a fugitive recovery specialist, I didn’t plan to find my next-door neighbor breaking into her aunt’s house. I also didn’t expect the random henchmen harassing her for diamonds she insists she doesn’t have.Tabitha is running from an ex-boyfriend, and I desperately want to help. As a former Navy SEAL I have the skills to deal with almost any idiot willing to give his girlfriend a black eye. Her lies, drama, and ex-boyfriend catch up with her and it may not be something I can handle on my own. I just hope if things turn violent, we both come out alive.A fun, humorous romantic suspense series from USA Today bestselling author, Megan Matthews!#explicit #Suggested age 18+Pelican Bay Security is created by Megan Matthews, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

On the night they were suppose to celebrate their third anniversary, Maya catches her boyfriend of the time in bed with a woman doing a dance that is old as time itself. She turns to her best friend for comfort who later manipulates her to go out for a night drink which ends up in a beautiful disaster... kissing a stranger perhaps

Community Service. Two words I should be thankful for, but I’m not. I resent the hours it’s away from building my business. When they push the little girl into the room, her crazy curls barely held back by the barrette in her hair, and studious glasses on her face, I can tell she’s scared. Something inside of me breaks, and I want this girl to feel wanted again. What I’m unprepared for is meeting her mom. The second our hands touch, there are fireworks, bright lights, and a picture of the future I could one day have. The future I’ve never allowed myself to wish for. Community service becomes more than a chore. In the months that follow, I realize they’re just like me: they’ve been abandoned, left behind by the world, forgotten by those who should love them. Thanks to the one last hope in both our lives - we found the light in the darkness we’d been searching for.Trick is created by Laramie Briscoe, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

ตัวแสดงแทนบทบู๊อย่างเฉินเซียหนิงประสบอุบัติเหตุขณะถ่ายทำละครย้อนยุคจีนโบราณเรื่องหนึ่ง เมื่อฟื้นตื่นขึ้นมาอีกทีกลับพบว่าตนเองกลายเป็นว่าที่พระชายาของหลินชินอ๋อง ตัวร้ายที่เหี้ยมโหดในบทละครที่นางได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวประกอบ ทำการแสดงแทนนางเอกในบทต้อสู้และเสี่ยงอันตราย เฉินเซียหนิงเคยได้อ่านบทละครเรื่องนั้นในบทของพระชายาเอกของหลินชินอ๋องที่ตนเองได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวละคนผู้นี้ แต่ได้ทำการแสดงเพียงไม่กี่ฉากเพราะตัวประกอบผู้นี้ไม่มีบทบาทในละครมากนัก บทสุดท้ายของตัวละครผู้นี้ต้องถูกสามีของตนเองฆ่า ดังนั้นเฉินเซียหนิงจึงอยากพลิกชะตาของพระชายาผู้นี้ เพราะตนไม่อยากจะตายไวเหมือนกับบทตัวประกอบในละครเรื่องนั้น ในโลกที่เรียกว่าดินแดนเสวียนคง ยึดถือผู้มีพลังลมปราณเป็นใหญ่ เฉินเป่าหนิงผู้มีชาติกำเนิดสูงส่งแห่งแคว้นเฉียนแต่กลับไร้เส้นพลังลมปราณกลายเป็นคุณหนูผู้ไร้ค่าในสายตาของคนทั่วไปในดินแดนเสวียนคง เรื่องทุกอย่างเริ่มมีการเปลี่ยนแปลงไปอย่างมาก นับตั้งแต่เฉินเซียหนิงทะลุมิติย้ายเข้ามาในร่างของเฉินเป่าหนิง จากสตรีที่ไร้ค่ากลับมีพลังลมปราณที่แข็งแกร่ง จากสตรีที่ถูกคู่หมั้นรังเกียจกลับกลายเป็นคู่หมั้นตัวร้ายรีบร้อนและบังคับนางให้ต้องแต่งมาเป็นพระชายาของเขาเท่านั้น แต่ทว่าเฉินเซียหนิงไม่อยากเป็นพระชายาของท่านอ๋องตัวร้ายผู้นี้ เรื่องราวอลวลจึงเริ่มเกิดขึ้น…

Ever since she could remember, Maya Connors has always been the smart, shy girl that sat at the back of the classroom. She tackled every task with a boundless zest, except when it came to boys and relationships. Being eighteen and never once had a boyfriend, she was adamant that it would stay the same until she graduated. But sometimes, you have to expect the unexpected - such as falling for Ethan Morrison, a boy who was way too handsome and way too out of her league. Despite coming from very different social circles, a school trip to Europe was all it took as to her dismay, she found him incredibly charming. But when Maya ventures out of her shell and falls too deep, she realizes that it's too late to go back. With her heart laying on the line, she's about to face a whirlwind of emotions, drama, and secrets.

Belle Stefano, a transmigrator who comes from another world. She woke up one day on a different body. She lives her life leisurely not until she finds out that she’s inside the comic that she’s read and that she is the antagonist who will meet her end tragically by the male lead. Luke Andres Hendrick is cold and heartless. He doesn’t care about the people around him except when she finds Georjia Norjia and falls in love with her at first sight. Belle did her best to not get in the way of the male and female lead of the comic book but she slowly falls in love with the male lead. Will she confess her love for him or she will run away without telling the male lead how she feels?

Amaryliss Altazar. An orphan who was adopted by a wealthy family but treated poorly. She has a past that no one must not know. What if she met the man from his past and makes him remember the dark secret she burned a long time ago? And what if she met a new man who either break her thoroughly or help her fix herself again.

" the fire takes everything with it, love, pain, happiness. worst of all, it's never enough. "Ruby Hart did everything she could to maintain a normal life with nothing out of the ordinary but the discovery of her older adoptive sister being a Nyx turns everything upside down. A very old and powerful vampire comes into town determined to take the life of Eliza Hart and break a thousands of years old curse. In doing so, he discovers that Eliza's sister is his soulmate, Ruby. Ruby thought her life couldn't get more hectic, then it did. She realized her ancestry and how extremely dangerous she could be when ticked off and the fact that she could blow up a place with her mind, like, literally.

Inalok ng kasal ni Glazer si Maureen hindi bilang asawa kundi bilang slave ninto upang maging kabayaran sa tulong na ibibigay niya sa ama ninto,ngunit ang kasal ay paraan lamang ni Glazer upang makaganti sa ama ni Maureen,nais niyang si Maureen ang magbayad ng lahat ng kasalanan ng ama ninto sa kanya,kaya't gagawin niyang lahat upang maiparamdam kay Maureen ang ganti ng pagkapoot niya,pahihirapan niya ito, hangga't maramdaman ninto ang sakit at pagdurusa na naranasan din niya ng dahil sa ama ninto. Ngunit lumipas ang panahon na nasasaktan na rin siya sa ginagawa niya kay Maureen at may parte sa puso niya na sumisigaw na mahal na rin niya ito at handa na siyang iparamdam dito ang kanyang pagmamahal ngunit sa paanong paraan dahil sa panahong iyon ay puno na ng pagkapoot ang puso ni Maureen para sa kanya at handa na siya nintong talikuran.